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SOMEONE STOLE A FUCKING SHARK FROM MY CITY’S AQUARIUM

you better sit down for this

they caught it with a net and wheeled it out of the aquarium in a baby carriage

i see the resemblance 

https://www.ksat.com/news/trio-steals-shark-from-san-antonio-aquarium-by-disguising-it-as-a-baby_

It seems the shark was returned, so yay there.

this is

is this what Team Rocket would look like in real life

You might have thought card sharks and loan sharks were named after the predatory fish, but apparently there’s a decent chance it’s the other way around from an old Dutch word meaning “person that takes unfair advantage of other people”. Before that they were known in English as a haye or dogfish, which means sometime in the ~1400s enough English sailors started saying “don’t get in the water, it’s infested with those jerks”

Whale Shark Gliding Through Bioluminiscent Algae _ Mike Nulty

Terry understands if you feel sad

UNMUTE THIS 💀💀

I’m actually fucking dead. I just… I can’t stop watching this. That fucking triple take at the end gets me every time

here’s a damn fine example of why comedy doesn’t have to be offensive to be fucking hilarious

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So if you guys don’t know about Epaulette Sharks, you better watch this now! This juvenile is the cutest little sea puppy and he’s always happy to greet us when we come up to the glass.

Also, they walk along the sand using their fins which is amazing to watch.

A nice wet puppy

@discovery this is the kind of stuff I would like to see on Shark Week thanks

whale shark mochi (clay) by Pobot

The @beinartcollective are offering this signed limited-edition Sandra Yagi print (14” x 14”) for $90 AUD ($66 USD) on their Kickstarter. This print will be limited to the number of backers who pledge for it and will only be available for the next 3 days! >> Kickstarter link https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/beinart/keep-the-beinart-surreal-art-collective-alive

Who’s a good little shark?

So out of my anger that my bank wouldn’t sell me a whale shark pencil case that is only available as part of a promo for schoolkids, I have CREATED MY OWN

and it’s INFINITELY better than the bank one anyway. SO. *nods proudly*

lookit this cute thing i made omg

Sarah Garzoni: Breaching, 2010

19th century corset, 1000 sharks teeth, plaster, wax

Virgin of Guadalupe, I thank you because the white shark didn’t eat me but my friend, although it was my leg that was bleeding while we were surfing. I thank you for that.

the beauty and the beast by womaneko