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A Pennsylvania museum has solved the mystery of a Renaissance portrait in an investigation that spans hundreds of years, layers of paint and the murdered daughter of an Italian duke.

Among the works featured in the Carnegie Museum’s exhibit Faked, Forgotten, Found is a portrait of Isabella de'Medici, the spirited favorite daughter of Cosimo de'Medici, the first Grand Duke of Florence, whose face hadn’t seen the light of day in almost 200 years.

Isabella Medici’s strong nose, steely stare and high forehead plucked of hair, as was the fashion in 1570, was hidden beneath layers of paint applied by a Victorian artist to render the work more saleable to a 19th century buyer.

The result was a pretty, bland face with rosy cheeks and gently smiling lips that Louise Lippincott, curator of fine arts at the museum, thought was a possible fake.

Before deciding to deaccession the work, Lippincott brought the painting, which was purportedly of Eleanor of Toledo, a famed beauty and the mother of Isabella de'Medici, to the Pittsburgh museum’s conservator Ellen Baxter to confirm her suspicions.

Baxter was immediately intrigued. The woman’s clothing was spot-on, with its high lace collar and richly patterned bodice, but her face was all wrong, ‘like a Victorian cookie tin box lid,’ Baxter told Carnegie Magazine.

After finding the stamp of Francis Needham on the back of the work, Baxter did some research and found that Needham worked in National Portrait Gallery in London in the mid-1800s transferring paintings from wood panels to canvas mounts.

Paintings on canvas usually have large cracks, but the ones on the Eleanor of Toledo portrait were much smaller than would be expected.

Baxter devised a theory that the work had been transferred from a wood panel onto canvas and then repainted so that the woman’s face was more pleasing to the Victorian art-buyer, some 300 years after it had been painted.

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Christ men have been Photoshopping women to make us more “pleasing” since for-fucking-ever.

Also, Isabella de’Medici is nice looking, but also has that look in her eye of all Medicis: “I haven’t yet decided whether I’m going to kick your ass, buy you and everything you own, or have sex with you. Perhaps all three.”

It’s interesting the way the repaint has photoshop!Isabella affecting a slightly dreamy, docile gaze into the middle distance; she’s dewy-faced and unthreateningly soft.  But in the original, she’s looking you right in the eye.  She takes the male gaze and throws it right back at you.  That’s a face that says go on, tell me I’d be so pretty if only I had a little repaint, I dare you.  I’ll fuck you up.

They also made her hand smaller and I can’t tell if that’s an urn or scepter in her hand but considering it was painted out I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a symbol of power.

Oh, it’s a symbol of power alright. She’s a Medici, daughter of Cosimo I de Medici, First Grand Duke of Tuscany. The Medicis were the most powerful political family in Florence for almost forever. In Florence, the lines between politics, crime, warfare, and the Church were very blurry. They even managed, on four separate occasions, to get one of their own family members elected Pope, usually by very underhanded dealing with the cardinals. They had their fingers in every pie in Italy from 13th through 17th century.

In the case of Isabella, in order to secure an alliance with the Orsini family of Rome, she was married to Paolo Giordano I Orsini when she was 16. Contrary to popular belief, people in Renaissance Europe weren’t all that into child brides, this was just about the politics, so she stayed at her father’s household in Florence until she was of appropriate age. And then she just sort of… never left. Her new husband had zero concept of money, and her dad actually kinda hated him even though he was the one who arranged the marriage in the first place. So Isabella and her 50,000 scudi dowry (at a time when the average Italian earned somewhere between 10 and 40 scudi a year) stayed in Florence. Because she never went to Rome to live with her husband, she enjoyed enormous freedom and power back in Florence. After her mother died, she basically stepped into the role of First Lady of Florence, and was considered one of the keenest political minds in Europe. She ruled what she wanted, bought what she wanted, and fucked who she wanted, with no one really able to tell her no.

She was eventually assassinated by her husband while she was on holiday at one of her family’s country villas, probably because she was fucking her husband’s cousin, Troilo Orsini. Well, she had an “accident” while bathing, and Paolo Orsini said she must have drowned, but the coroner said she was strangled, and several servants swore they saw him do it. He might also have done it on the orders of Isabella’s brother, Francesco Medici, since he was trying to consolidate his power as the next Grand Duke, and by all accounts she was definitely in his way because of her political savvy.

So yeah. She was a boss, and that’s what makes it even more offensive that this Victorian sap tried to make her into this passive, skinny, doe-eyed wimp.

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Chynara Madinkulova (long hair) and Aida Akmatova (bun) compete in the “Traditional Archery” category at the World Nomad games in Kyrgyzstan, which concluded last week.

Said games also include eagle hunting, horseback wrestling, and setting people on fire. Also this game where you chuck javelins at people to knock them off their horse.

Clearly the Olympics needs to step it up.

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I’m sorry did you say setting people on fire?

It’s called Oert Jalymdagan Chabandes. It’s on a stamp.

We live in a weird, wonderful world, Tumblr.

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Whew. That was a doozy.

You can preorder the book at this link! And check out the main site entry (click here) for art notes and breakdown of historical record versus artistic interpretation!

Because the warrior women of the steppes were exactly that awesome. 

I WANT THIS MOVIE.  ANIMATED, REAL-TIME, I DON’T CARE.  WANT.

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Photos from 1935 Japan via Old Photos of Japan.

Japanese school girls practicing naginata (薙刀). Naginata is a pole weapon traditionally used by members of the samurai class. It consists of a wooden shaft with a curved blade on the end. In the modern martial art form of naginata, it is carved from one piece of Japanese white oak or it features a replaceable blade constructed from bamboo. Practitioners wear protective armor called bogu (防具). It is very similar to the armor worn by practitioners of kendo. In modern Japan, naginatajutsu is practiced especially by women.

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and tag tamorapierce here because this is just too cool for words. 

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And that limb held, `cos here I am, with thanks!

Look at them, at the easy grace with which they wait, at their focus on the weapon and beyond it, the opponent.

okay yay this means i can add on to this

the reason the naginata is used primarily by women is because wives of samurai (who were part of the bushi/warrior class in japan, and everyone in the bushi no class no matter what was a warrior. and yes, women could be samurai too) would often be the ones to defend the house. which means they got trained in their own arts, a lot of them a lot more direct, efficient, and brutal than what samurai were trained in. because when your house/kids/livelihood are threatened, you want shit that works right now. that’s the most important thing you have is your house and family and in no way are you gonna let some punks threaten you like that. so it became very rapidly associated with women, which is a high honor for this, because it’s a scary, efficient weapon, with its long handle giving superior leverage that overcomes most swords with ease.

as someone training in the samurai arts, and who has fought against naginata a few times, these things are fucking effective and scary, and can easily take me out in less than a few seconds. i’ve fought against eishin-ryu, katori-ryu, and tendo-ryu style naginata techniques and they all kick my ass, with tendo-ryu ranking up there as one of the most deadly arts i’ve ever practiced against. the head of tendo-ryu lives near me, actually, and she’s a little old lady who takes absolutely no shit whatsoever and is confused as to why more women in the US don’t do naginatajutsu.

absolutely fear samurai women always. this is no joke. these women are the realest deal you can find.

Thank you! I sit here in delighted fascination. :3

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Why Sarah Helen Whitman is more Goth than U

This is her.

And she’s not even in mourning in this image, she’s wearing a shawl and veil and ribbons just because

So she always wore these gauzy outfits making her look like some ethereal ghost, her clique of other spooky ladies followed her around town and they held seances and read their own spooky poetry together.

This woman was Victorian Goth-Goth. She was exemplifying the Victorian Goth style in the actual Victorian era, some accounts even say she wore feathers and beads and was more or less the Stevie Nicks of her day. She kept a mini-coffin that opened and shut like a locket around her neck at all times and never told anyone why. 

She also dated Edgar Allan Poe, who was a couple years younger than her, more or less as a token spooky boyfriend to go with her spooky life style.

So yes. Sarah Helen Whitman is more goth than all of us.

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Victorian Era woman of the day:

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In 1836, after leaving her husband, she was left with nothing from him. In the course of her legal research, she discovered that married women essentially did not exist legally under the law at the time. And so when she ran up bills in her husbands name, she told the creditors- and later the courts- that they had no recourse but to claim the funds back from her husband, as she herself did not exist under the law as a married woman. 

Shortly after, her husband abducted their children, as fathers had complete legal right at the time. Though she was never able to reclaim custody of her children, her campaigning was directly responsible for the Custody of Infants Act 1839, the Matrimonial Causes Act 1857 and the Married Women’s Property Act 1870; allowing women the right to their children, making divorce more affordable and married women to inherit property and take court action on their own behalf. Also allowing, for the first time in the UK, married women to have a separate legal identity from their husbands. 

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“Virtuosic.” “A prodigy.” “Genius.” These words were written in the 1760s about Mozart—Maria Anna Mozart. When she toured Europe as a pianist, young Maria Anna wowed audiences in Munich, Vienna, Paris, London, the Hague, Germany, and Switzerland. 

“My little girl plays the most difficult works which we have … with incredible precision and so excellently,” her father, Leopold, wrote in a letter in 1764. “What it all amounts to is this, that my little girl, although she is only 12 years old, is one of the most skillful players in Europe. [x]

Just how far Maria Anna could have gone as a musician, we’ll never know. 

In 1769, when she was 18 years old and eligible to marry, her father ended her days on the road. While he and Wolfgang toured Italy, Maria stayed behind in Salzburg. [x] 

Fuck that is heartbreaking.

I forget that most ppl don’t know this. Music history is so fucking sexist, it’s so heartbreaking.

For pretty much every important male composer you can find a hugely talented female (sister, wife, mother, close friend etc) somewhere in the background redirecting pmuch all of her creative energies into him. Mozart continued to use Nannerl for ideas and inspiration for years afterwards, bouncing ideas off her etc, but if she composed any music of her own it would be considered silly and frivolous and not worth publishing, or a waste of time because a woman’s job is to have babies.

(another woman worth remembering in connection to Mozart is Victoire Jenamy, pianist for whom Mozart wrote the concerto now considered his first masterpiece. worth remembering mostly because historians kind of completely erased her and attributed the first performance to some unknown pianist ‘Jeunehomme’, evidently not considering that when Mozart used that as the title for the piece he was making a pun, or play on words, as he loved to do. and this misattribution was literally perpetuated until the 21st century)

then misogynists are like “all the great composers have been men!” wow, what reason could there possibly be for that

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Clara Schumann was also an accomplished composer in her own right, but it was just a bit hard for her to compose while caring for her eight children, especially after her husband was committed to an asylum.

Fanny Mendelssohn, Felix’s sister, is another woman composer who was ignored by her contemporaries.

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A Harvard Woman Figured Out How To 3D Print Makeup From Any Home Computer, And The Demo Is Mindblowing

Grace Choi was at Harvard Business School when she decided to disrupt the beauty industry. She did a little research and realized that beauty brands create and then majorly mark up their products by mixing lots of colors.
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Choi created her own mini home 3D printer, Mink, that will retail for $300 and allow anyone to print makeup by ripping the color code off color photos on the internet. It hooks up to a computer, just like a normal printer. [x]

this is it folks. the future is here, and apparently it is going to look goddamn beautiful.

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BLESS THIS FUCKING WOMAN THO.

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