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@copperbadge, I feel like there’s a story about Steve promoting safe sex in this…
Oh but see now I’m picturing a whole series of cheesy Avengers safe sex PSAs.
Tony: I may be a playboy, but I know when to wear armor.
Natasha: There’s a time and place for stealth. The bedroom isn’t it. (Alternately: “Safety is easy. If he won’t wear a condom, kill him.”)
Clint: Protection is important, on and off the range.
Thor: It’s what a god would do.
Bruce: Do it for science. Wear it for safety.
Sam: Your best wingman is the one in your pocket.
THESE. Great.
achiille
queenofspies
(Alternate:)
bifrostedflake
Source: saamclaflins
apparently theres a goddamn pterodactyl in marvel comics named sauron
comics are fuckin wild
muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock
update: he is also a professor at a school
is this the guy who wants to turn people into dinosaurs instead of curing cancer?
spinosaurus-the-fisher
Yes. Yes, it is.
There is no part of this post I don’t find hilarious.
guess-who-bitch
absolute fave
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Reblog if youd smooch a ghost
not-so-tall-gay-danny
underwater masturbation
And that was the most reasonable one I saw :/
Shameless wizard cunnilingus, existential military shenanigans, and accidental lizard angst. Apparently my week’s about to get better.
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SO dublin minors won the all ireland football this week (don’t worry if u don’t understand its just a sideline)
and they were all out celebrating
and they found daniel radcliffe in dublin at 4am and invited him to a house party with them
and he…went with them
collegecutiepie
How to celebrity; A book by Daniel Radcliffe
killedmycatatemytailor
He’s so tiny. I need him.
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I wrote this song to cope.
captioned-vines
[singing blissfully] “♪ Everybody gets tired! But specifically, today I’m just tired of you! Fu-”
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What I Say: For lunch, I had a salad and a glass of wine.
What I Don’t Say: It was boxed wine and I just grabbed a drinking glass I’d already used for water and I’m pretty sure that’s a lot more than one glass of wine also I just ate plain lettuce out of the bag because fuck my life
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This is the sound Pluto emits via electromagnetic waves. 2nd in the series
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“that’s the spirit” i say as i gesture to the spirit that’s been haunting my home for years. when will they leave or start contributing to the household by doing something like helping with laundry. when will they pay rent
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my youngest sister was trying to express that someone died with her limited child vocabulary and what she finally said was “his ghost fell out”
its been fucking me up all week
THIS IS SO ACCURATE. This is just like my life. Share this. More people need to try this and realize what it’s like to be dealing with these choices on a daily basis. The only unrealistic thing is how little it seems to think an adult and a child need to eat over a month long period- what would only have been about a week and a half’s worth of groceries lasted me 2 months.
5-Minute Pain Relieving Tea
This is a tea my friend Nel mixed up on the spur of the moment for me from some odds and ends in my kitchen when I was curled up on the couch with nerve pain and it helped tremendously. I thought I would share it in case anyone else would like to try it.
2 bags Taylors of Harrogate Yorkshire tea (if you don’t have any, regular black tea should work) 2 bags Celestial Seasonings Tension Tamer tea (if they don’t have this where you are, look up the ingredients or message me for them) 1 packet Gold Kili Instant Honey Chrysanthemum drink (available at Asian food stores, but it’s basically just chrysanthemums, sugar, and honey) 2 tablespoons honey 1 teaspoon apple cider vinegar 2 slices fresh ginger ½ teaspoon sage a dash of cayenne pepper
1 British person to brew it (if possible. Nel insisted this is part of the recipe but understands that not everyone is blessed with British friends.)
Put ingredients in pitcher, heat 1 liter water to boiling, pour, stir, and steep as long as desired.
It tastes delicious and relieves nausea, helps with pain and anxiety, and relaxes you.
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Excerpts from the Seventy Seven Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
Maxim 1: Pillage, then burn.
Maxim 2: A Sergeant in motion outranks a Lieutenant who doesn't know what's going on.[1]
Maxim 3: An Ordnance Technician at a dead run outranks everybody.
Maxim 4: Close air support covereth a multitude of sins.
Maxim 5: Close air support and friendly fire should be easier to tell apart.
Maxim 6: If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
Maxim 7: If the food is good enough the grunts will stop complaining about the incoming fire.
Maxim 8: Mockery and derision have their place. Usually, it's on the far side of the airlock.
Maxim 9: Never turn your back on an enemy.
Maxim 10: Sometimes the only way out is through. ...through the hull.
Maxim 11: Everything is air-droppable at least once.
Maxim 12: A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.
Maxim 13: Do unto others.
Maxim 14: "Mad Science" means never stopping to ask "what's the worst thing that could happen?"
Maxim 15: Only you can prevent friendly fire.
Maxim 16: Your name is in the mouth of others: be sure it has teeth.
Maxim 17: The longer everything goes according to plan, the bigger the impending disaster.
Maxim 18: If the officers are leading from in front, watch out for an attack from the rear.
Maxim 19: The world is richer when you turn enemies into friends, but that's not the same as you being richer.
Maxim 20: If you're not willing to shell your own position, you're not willing to win.
Maxim 21: Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow.
Maxim 22: If you can see the whites of their eyes, somebody's done something wrong.
Maxim 23: The company mess and friendly fire should be easier to tell apart.
Maxim 24: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a big gun.
Maxim 25: If the damage you do is covered by a manufacturer's warranty, you didn't do enough damage.
Maxim 27: Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence.
Maxim 28: If the price of collateral damage is high enough, you might be able to get paid for bringing ammunition home with you.
Maxim 29: The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less.
Maxim 30: A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Maxim 31: Only cheaters prosper.
Maxim 34: If you're leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun.
Maxim 35: That which does not kill you has made a tactical error.
Maxim 36: When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support.
Maxim 37: There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'time to reload.'
Maxim 38: Just because it's easy for you doesn't mean it can't be hard on your clients.
-All from Schlock Mercenary
