something terrible and monstrous is inside me [being in my 20s]

SOMEONE FINALLY PUT IT INTO WORDS!!!

guYS THE FUCKING SIGNS

go white boy goooo

no white boy not like that

white boy i've never seen anyone fuck it up like that

gooodbyee 200 dollars helloo piece of pleastic

this part of stevie nicks’ interview with rolling stone is taking me out

I downloaded the sex mod which took 1 hour to get to work and when i had sex with him my screen jittered and there were stock moaning sounds and i got one xp

ROUND 1, HEAT 4/8, GROUP 2/4

I love drawing this dude.

she checks the floor vents every day to see if the furnace is on yet and today was the day :)

how it feels to be online these days

dan and phil as text posts: heart eyes howell/love eyes lester edition

Brennan's "is that what subs do?" said so fucking much in 5 words.

#he absolutely nailed dom dm but for sub dm he could only do his best

The sub DM experience is desperately trying to make everyone happy, indulging in every personal side-plot and detour, and toning down combat encounters on the fly if they seem slightly difficult or dice are going against the party. "Oh look! That last hit finished off the dragon! No danger of it trying to further injure that downed party member..."

Incorrect, that’s service dom DM.

Well that would be ironic.

Brennan's "is that what subs do?" said so fucking much in 5 words.

sitting in my car with music eating my fast food and I look to my right and yearn so deeply for a friend to be with me that my entire head explodes painting the interior of the car in my viscera and gore

[Image description: Gävlebocken rendered in a cute cartoon style sitting in a chair and holding a warm drink in a mug in his left forehoof. A fire rages around him like in KC Green's iconic 'This Is Fine' meme, and three jackdaws are snacking on the straw that makes up his horns. End description.]