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"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess

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i just ate a crepe so delicious juicy and good im about to forgive french people

my evil chalice came in but its so fucking small. goddamnit. they're going to make fun of me at the wizards circle tonight

i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing

*wakes from coma* Fuck *walks to the nearest tree and starts punching it*

Minecraft respawn

tumblr media criticism

hobbits win again

you're not ascending to godhood you're just dehydrated

outta my way gayboy i'm boutta liberate my divine self from this mortal shell

hopital

"ohh what if my kid starts identifying as a CAT because of the trans agenda we have to prote—" well they've always done that. do you remember the psychological effects of h2o on young girls. of warrior cats on autistic children. i believed i was a demigod because of percy jackson. twilight came out and kids were telling their friends they were secretly vampires. this is just a thing kids do. worry less

i desperately need like a canopy bed or a tent bed or an in-wall bed or something i need to be tucked in i need to be protected from the elements i need to be in a little hole in a den in a nest im just a prey animal trying to get by

do you get it or do you not know anything

somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.