trash goblin

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(Turn on the sound!!)

I will scroll thru the craft tag on instagram just to hear the atrocious fuckin audios 

why did I have to turn on the sound

sorry for leading all of you on, and catfishing you. this is actually what i look like irl

Anime Girl: *breathes* Her Tiddies:

my cat does this before he pukes

that comment just absolutely took me out

ooh baby give me one more chhhaaaaance

video and art by me

please watch the entire thing i beg of you

This movie was greatly underrated

oh god i forgot how amazing this movie is

IM CRYIFNDKDJSKJD

This caption made me lose it the most

me

me going outside and trying to contribute to society after watching 20 conspiracy videos in a row:

Stardew Valley is, in fact, an incredibly realistic game

@blackberryshawty

Good fucking content.

Can anyone write a description? Tnx

audio description: 

[the man has a heavy russian accent]

[reading from phone]: how come they’re the strongest in the world but they dont have abs?” Abs is not the sign of power. its...just the sign that not eat enough! [big goofy chuckle]

Me, trying to flirt

this is how i talk to people in the flesh verse

the comedy of him going “what do you bet its in my hand right now” while it rolls behind him cannot be done in any form of scripted media.