in addition to the fact that people just have different natural rhythms, a big reason why we can’t seem to go to bed as early as we “should” is that nighttime is, for many of us, our safest and most fulfilling time of day. we don’t have to work, we won’t be contacted by bosses or insurance companies or collection agencies or other suffocating life business… we’re likely only to be contacted by our friends, or by no one at all. night time is release; it’s ours. we can rest or recreate. we can do things we actually want to do. who would choose to cut that short?? just to usher in the next morning when our lives are not our own again? nighttime is precious and nothing could be more normal than the desire to embrace this
- “Mural of Mayhem” Mobile Wallpaper
“You can’t tiptoe toward justice. You can’t walk up to the door all polite and knock once or twice, hoping someone’s home. Justice is a door that, when closed, must be kicked in.”
— Daniel Jose Older from The Fire This Time: A New Generation Speaks About Race (via eternaltoska)
unfathomable
This is maybe the coolest thing I’ve ever reblogged.
@jewish-kulindadromeus please tell me you’ve seen this
Seen it? I know the badass lady paleontologist who discovered it :D
A good boy by @mayajadeart
:D :D :D :D :D
Good because this is legit the coolest thing I’ve seen all year
Me leaving the theater after seeing Detective Pikachu
waitress assigned kin
As someone who’s worked in several cafes, I’m mad at how accurate this is.
I will forever remember the time my friend and I were out for chinese food. we got up to pay and I (the short one with bottom energy i guess?) revealed that I would be paying for the meal, and the elderly man at the counter just flat out said “Oh, YOU’RE the boss!”
abac (assigned bottom at chili’s)
Sometimes I think Bethesda’s real problem isn’t that they started with a combat system and implemented every other gameplay activity as an extension of that combat system regardless of whether it makes any damn sense to do so; it’s that they don’t take that approach far enough. I kind of want to see them take a page from certain tabletop RPGs and model social interaction as a tactical exercise in using your charisma to punch your conversation partner in the willpower until they experience ego-death and give you what you want. Use VATS to give yourself time to think up snappy comebacks. I think that would work out great.
A cover-based snarker where you duck behind waist-high subject changes to let your aura of smug detachment recharge.
Deploy uncomfortably personal revelations at point-blank range and die of embarrassment from the splash damage.
What are some examples of them implementing other gameplay activities as extensions of their combat system? I’ve only played Elder Scrolls games, not Fallout, but nothing in particular comes to mind (and indeed from Morrowind to Skyrim and especially Online, especially with the magic system they’ve started from a wide array of utility effects and gradually trimmed it down to a more combat-focused system). It’s not like you craft weapons by power attacking the ingots, brew potions by casting Flames/Frost/Sparks on them alternating for precise durations, or the like, even though that last one would be awesome.
You’re approaching it a bit too narrowly. When I talk about implementing other activities as extensions of the combat mechanics, I don’t mean those activities literally involve shooting things with guns, though that’s not necessarily off the table, either – there are games that are so intensely combat-focused that you can only interact with the environment by shooting it!
Rather, I’m talking about the types of interactivity that are prioritised by the game’s physics, user interfaces, and so forth. The Bethesda Fallout games are basically designed with tactical movement in close-quarter skirmishes as their top priority, and all other ways of moving about or engaging with the environment are treated as extensions of that – which can make some types of exploration very awkward.
This design pattern can be kind of invisible because a lot of games do it, so it can be useful to consider counterexamples; you might look at, say, any number of Legend of Zelda titles for examples of games where the ways that you move and interact with environments prioritise puzzle-solving rather than combat – often to the extent that combat mechanics are treated as extensions of puzzle-solving mechanics, rather than vice versa.
Another good example might be Shadow of the Colossus, where the combat system is literally an adaptation of the rock-climbing system; this one goes far enough that combat is rendered awkward for the sake of consistency with the exploration rules in much the same way that many other games render exploration awkward for the sake of consistency with the combat rules.
(Granted, the Bethesda Fallouts are something of an improvement in this respect; the Interplay Fallouts have such an intensely combat-centric UI that you’re obliged to plot your path on a combat hex-grid even when you’re just walking around town – which is kind of hilarious, given that they offer non-violent resolutions to nearly every confrontation.)
A hot take by me
Why you should never buy sex toys on Amazon.
I see people on here all the time talking about buying sex toys on Amazon so it’s time to run through this again. I know it may seem like you’re saving money but when something seems too good to be true it usually is.
- The main reason you shouldn’t buy sex toys on Amazon is that, unlike buying from reputable retailers, you have absolutely no garuntee that the product you’re buying hasn’t been used, returned, and resold. The sex you industy in America is almost completely unregulated so really can’t trust amazon to hold better business practices than legally required. People have found bodily fluid and pubic hair on toys purchased from Amazon.
- The second biggest reason is that you’re more than likely buying an expensive knock off labeled as a brand name item. The way the amazon marketplace works is by sorting items with the same bar code name into the same catagory. So let’s say you want a wi vibe so you pay for one but what happens is that amazon doesn’t log a difference between a brand name Wi-vibe and a knock off from China. They’re both just labeled “wi-vibe” so you pay for a quality item and get a cheap knock off. So you may think you’re getting a high quality item for $50 but instead you’re getting a $10 look alike that will die and malfunction quickly. Imagine paying for a Lelo (the most luxury sex toy brand) and getting something nothing like that.
- And lastly, it’s not safe for you! Because the chances of you getting a knock off are so high, it’s very likely that you’ll get something made out of harmful materials. A lot of the sex toys made cheaply in China and places like that have no body safe regulations on materials so not only could you pay for a brand name item and not get it , but you might actually get something that could make you sick or even poison you. Some toys will even leak oils and chemicals when exposed to water or fluids.
In summation, buying from Amazon is NOT safe for you, will most likely rip you off, and you could even be getting used products.
Where to buy:
And directly from the brand retailor like we-vibe, Lelo, body wand, etc.
I hear if you go into a depression spiral on Shabbat it counts as a double mitzvah
Do panic attacks count?
That’s a matter of halachic debate. Some poskim hold that anxiety is a natural Jewish state and therefore does not fulfil the mitzvah of a depression spiral, but others are more lenient in their interpretations. For example, Rav Moshe Feinstein (ZT”L) famously ruled that a panic attack may satisfy the requirement for Shabbat He'atzvi so long as the afflicted spends at least five minutes sobbing on a bathroom or kitchen floor. I would recommend clarifying with your rabbi as soon you no longer feel the weight of the universe crushing down upon you with unyielding force.
As a gentile reading this, I’m not sure if it’s genuine religious commentary or an extremely well-crafted shitpost and I think that’s beautiful
People who invented theese are genius
I am crying
These are all extremely smart!
I like that dogs say, “Vuf Vuf!” in Sweden.
In Miles Universe
Its Decembruary
Sorry to disappoint but
This however, means that Miles just deadass wrote “Decembruary” on his test.
My guy was trying way too hard to look dumb
alternative take, there are extra months inbetween the ones we have that have combined names
oh………..
it’s a kitty hurricane.
THANK YOU JENNI HERD
dang Jenni, GO OFF
You’re doing amazing sweetie
g…gamer dress
this one
OP you’re missing the best part
You missed the best part. After they said “Unfortunately No”, they also said they were looking to be better than that. So, at least use the whole tweet.
They’re obviously listening to the community.
They’re actually trying
I am very proud of Cranium Apparel for being so willing to take criticism and actually reach out to find out what the female community wanted.
That said, this parody is still the funniest shit I’ve ever seen:
Welcome to Helldex, where Rotoms are just informing assholes.