headcanon-ing scout as trans makes me like him 10 times more LOL
for the ship thing 80 sniper/spy
AA THANKS FOR ALL THESE MADS 8v8
the cuddler:
Spy. Spy is clingy as fuck once he gets close to someone. Sniper probably gets sick of it sometimes like when it’s too hot out and spy is just hanging onto him like a spidermonkey
who makes the bed:
Spy again. Sniper doesn’t make beds… he just works out the tangles in the blankets every night so that he can get under em.
who wakes up first:
Not sure actually. They both strike me as early risers. I guess spy would probably be the lighter sleeper though. He’s probably trained himself to sleep wound tight so if he had to wake up and react to something in a hurry he could. Spy might be the one to wake up first.
who has the weird taste in music:
Hmm… not sure actually. Spy strikes me as a cultured dude so sniper might think some of his music is weird- but I’m sure spy would think the same about sniper.
who is more protective:
Sniper. Spy kindof has self preservation on the mind at all times and while he probably is protective of people he loves, he is hard wired to think about himself first, and also sometimes the best way to protect his partner is to get far away so his enemies don’t know that they could use sniper as leverage. Sniper however- he’d get feelings for someone and want to make sure they’re safe at all times. He probably gets animalistic when someone threatens his partner. Bared teeth and all, ready to jump the motherfucker wanting to hurt them.
who sings in the shower:
Sniper. And badly LOL.
who cries during movies:
SNIPER BUT HE’LL NEVER ADMIT TO IT. Those glasses are handy sometimes.
who spends the most while out shopping:
DEFINITELY SPY. Sniper strikes me as a guy who hates spending money unless its for utilitarian things. Spy seems the type to never get anything cheap ever.
who kisses more roughly:
HMMM not sure here either. While sniper is rugged and rough sometimes he strikes me as hesitant at something like that. Spy would be more forward and hungry for it.
who is more dominant:
GHHH I can never make up my mind on this either. As much as I love sub/bottom sniper I also like him being rough with spy…
I guess I’d say spy is more dominant. Most of the time I imagine him having the control.
my rating of the ship from 1-10:
10 BECAUSE IT’S LIKE MY PAIRING CRACK. It was my first otp and i still love it.
Anonymous asked:
Pairing: Engineer and Soldier
This one got really long too so I’m putting it under a cut
Anonymous asked:
Headcannon: Sniper + sees his crush and they don't know it yet
you mean like he sees them and they don’t know he’s watching?
He’d probably get all flustered and look away and try to distract himself/tell himself that its ridiculous for him to have those kind of feelings, but he’d catch his eyes wandering back every once in a while. =v=
Anonymous asked:
Ӝ Demoman
*SCREECH* I LOVE DEMO
cis male (though boy howdy do I like to play with genderqueer headcanons of him. I mostly see him as cis male but yeah-)/pansexual/homoromantic
I don't talk a lot about heavyxmedic but gosh I love that medic is ALREADY A PRETTY TALL/BIG DUDE and still there is a significant size difference. Heavy makes medic look like a baby even though he's still this big intimidating dude. I love that because I can just imagine medic being the type to want to curl up to someone who can wrap themselves around him and make him feel safe, and since he's a pretty big guy anyway that's hard to come by, but heavy is happy to oblige.
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Ok but Tavish concocting fireworks for the americans on the base for the 4th. I just need me some demo getting in on the fun even though he doesn’t have much reason to give a shit about the 4th of july, but he’s happy to make awesome fireworks for his team and have a good time and annoy the fuck out of spy anyway. Give me demoman being an intelligent artist at his craft pls. Let’s not forget he’s probably up there with engie and medic in intelligence, he makes all those splosives himself <3 gah I just love demo he’s such a complex dude and he’s also a fucking babe????¿¿?
I need more cute art/fics of this oh my god
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I love everything about this headcanon and Demoman is so important and great but I just wanna point out that France’s national holiday is the 14th of July and they shoot fireworks goddamn everywhere and if you don’t think Spy would be all over that firework action you are Wrong.
oh my god I did not know this, thank you for this information I am happy with this development <33
Ok maybe spy would appreciate the fireworks but I feel like he'd find the rest of the celebrating distasteful like the barbecue and drunk and sometimes shooting guns in the air and soldier being more soldier than usual. And the particular american-ness of it all LOL. (maybe this is just me because i love grumpy spoo)
like he's trying to have a quiet moment in his smoking room and just POW and the door is blasted down and soldier comes in screaming with an american flag tied around his neck like a cape and fucking hops out the window and just *crushes scotch glass in hand*
But oh my gosh fjsklshjd all the babies (spy included) sitting out in the desert on blankets at night with food and watching engie and demo shoot off fireworks god dammit i have so many feels right now
Ok but Tavish concocting fireworks for the americans on the base for the 4th. I just need me some demo getting in on the fun even though he doesn't have much reason to give a shit about the 4th of july, but he's happy to make awesome fireworks for his team and have a good time and annoy the fuck out of spy anyway. Give me demoman being an intelligent artist at his craft pls. Let's not forget he's probably up there with engie and medic in intelligence, he makes all those splosives himself <3 gah I just love demo he's such a complex dude and he's also a fucking babe????¿¿?
I need more cute art/fics of this oh my god
Medic strikes me as one of those kinds of people who is very smart and very good at what they do but they are smart in that they are very practiced and intelligent, not so much smart on terminology and book smarts. Like, what it is to be someone who actually has worked in their field forever and done lots of batshit crazy experiments as opposed to someone who is like, a professor teaching other people, all proper and academic like.
I can see him yanking out an organ from someone and being like "yeah this thing- you don't need it" Like he knows what it does and that its not needed but damn he can't remember the name for it.
Casual intelligent medic is my fav. The team has just learned to trust that he knows what he's doing even though it seems like he absolutely doesn't.