they call me "mr lack of understanding" for reasons that are somewhat unclear to me

Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.

Me: *instantly ragdolls*

i hate when people are like "dont waste your energy being a hater" because its really no trouble at all, if anything i gain energy.

"why do you even know that" i thirst for knowledge as the arctic tern chases a perpetual summer

A blonde boyfriend is a novelty item similar to a cake pop or sea monkeys

I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur

surely the conses wont quence

everyones got that homie who, within the depths of the dungeon, found a cruel facsimile of that which he desired most, and was corrupted absolutely

no one should be killed for it but i hate this homework

i'm both dumber and smarter than you think so don't underestimate me because i'm actually smart about a lot of stuff but also don't be surprised if i'm dumb about some other stuff hope that helps

ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em

On it, boss!

Bad news, boss!

dude i know you said you weren't feeling good but you have to come over a gnome is letting us take shots out of his hat

touch starved but for physical violence