RESIDENT SNAIL NERD

thank you justin for this rt

Lady Dimitrescu but every time you look at her, her hat gets bigger — Resident Evil 8: Village mod by Kallialee

this is so fucking funny gamers are my favorite people on the planet

There’s a company that specializes in designing high-security secret passageways and hidden doors, some of which can only be opened by playing the right piano keys or precisely arranging pieces on a chessboard. Source Source 2

I want to turn my house into a Resident Evil game

me, trying desperately to get into my bathroom: fuck, shit, where’d i put the Eagle Crest