Also I caught a perfect totodile on the way to my 5:30 ex raid today 💕

Look how happy he is! He knows he’s perfect

I HATCHED A SHINY SHELLDER TODAY ;w; AAAAAAAA

WHAT A GOOD ORANGE CLAM 💕

I was gonna battle this gym but this is too cute... I can’t hurt this nice family... 😭

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POKÉMON THAT I HAVE!!!!!!!!!!! MY FIRST PERFECT IS A BARBOACH AAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

I feel personally attacked that the character limit for names in pokego won’t allow me to write Octillery Clinton

S I X  S H I N Y  L A R V I T A R S

she likes her name!

Let’s play a game called “Name all of my 24...

Brilliant! Inspired!  I’m gonna do :o tho because it seems a little more like its face

Let’s play a game called “Name all of my 24 barboach” starting with this little baby 💕🐟

I’ll never get over the grief of having transferred my pokego starter (I cant even remember what it was ;C; ) but at least I still have Poison Ivy, my first pokemon I ever caught- a cp 12 bellsprout that I found on this overgrown pond-side trail and in ar mode it was standing in a bunch of poison ivy X’D

do any of my pogo people have that problem where you can’t get rid of certain pokemon no matter how many duplicates you get clogging up your inventory?

Feel free to comment with any.  Mine are as follows:

Venomoth (I have 8 lmfao)

Exeggutor (I have 14 and most are the alolan ones lol)

Goldeens and Seakings

Ditto  (9 of them and counting)

8 Omanytes and kabutos and 5 Omastars and kabutops- I have gotten rid of a lot but I probably don’t need that many and yet I can’t let go X’D

6 Aerodactyl

I have 7 ariados

8 Woopers

11 Slugmas and 4 Magcargos (I had like 30 slugmas at one point but i had to get rid of some :C)

Skarmory (5)

I have 7 barboaches (TINY BABY LONG BOYS <3)

6 Feebas (I haven’t gotten rid of a single one ;c;)

A fuckton of castforms of different varieties (the ice ones are my fave and even tho i hate the wind ones cuz it looks like they have balls i still have 4 of them)

and 4 luvdiscs- which is every single one Ive caught so far.

rip me I cant let go of my babies

I guess you could say... 

Her head’s not in the game.

I CAUGHT FOUR SHINY CHARMANDERS AND A HO-OH (NOT SHINY) TODAY!!

My fav new PokeGo babies from this week 💕 (the asterisk means that I appraised them and they’re the highest tier IV)

fuckin... wake up at 7:30 no alarm- 

open pokemon go

see a Lapras at the nearest pokestop

I still don’t have a Lapras (even tho im wearing the shirt in game lol)....

internally scream as I roll my half asleep carcass out of bed and get dressed

feel like shit and it’s raining but I fuckin grab my umbrella and go cuz I WILL catch this mother fucker

trudge through the muddy lawn in the park to the pokestop

get my shoes soaked

But it was fucking worth it bitches cuz now I have a GOD DAMN LAPRAS! #dedication

HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL FUCKIN YEAH!!! FINALLY

Conquered both gyms the other day and forgot to post pics!!! It was the first time I've ever beaten a gym but honestly that's not saying much cuz it was the first time I ever tried lmao. Didn't hold them very long cuz no Mystics backed me up, but it still felt good 😎 Can you tell that I name half of my Pokemon after Star Trek characters 😂