i LAUGH EVERY TIME I SEE THIS FUCKING PICTURE
ring ring
HELLO??? captain haddock asks, shoving the shower head against his face as water shoots out of it. HELLO??
Ok mais la version française est encore mieux avec “Allô ?” (à l'eau)
I’m so disappointed that this pun doesn’t translate
Love the puns from Pun Hub
It’s a pity they didn’t cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby, since he’s both the green lantern and deadpool…
what the fuck kind of mutant ass pun bullshit is this
Baker’s Buzzin’ 🐝 — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/2U9EgUj
dios mio
woktopus
What happens when two gastropod molluscs get into a fight?
They slug it out!
I feel personally attacked that the character limit for names in pokego won’t allow me to write Octillery Clinton
The shovel really was a groundbreaking invention.
*Reads a regular Star Trek fanfic*
*leaves kudos*
*Reads a Tarsus IV fanfic*
*leaves Kodos*
did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit
he used praypal
He should CLAM down before he KRILLS someone
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Hoisted by my own Picard.
Paha!
OH MY GODDDDDDDA;FDIJOA;OFDIJA;
oh my god oh my GOD
GODDAMMIT
That made me laugh so hard I nearly had to Number One.
two worms in love are soilmates
Kyle: “Hey Todd, looks like you’ve been pumpin’ iron.” Todd: “Nope. Been pumpkin iron.” *flexes pumpkin piecep*
