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RESIDENT SNAIL NERD

@raideo / raideo.tumblr.com

He/They. Queer as hell. Grown ass man blogging about memes and hyperfixations. JJBA, MP100, Star Trek, Marine Bio, and Bugs are some of them. On this blog we support and respect asexuals!! If you’re a terf, nazi, pedophile or bigot of any kind you can go fuck yourself :)
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plaguedocboi

There is,,, a lobster. On the way

There is a lobster somewhere in the facility but we don’t know where

This is not a joke btw I was supposed to receive and acclimate a lobster today but I waited around in the lobby for an hour before finding out that the Lobster Deliverer went around back and gave the lobster to the aquarist and he went out on a diving trip without telling anyone where he put the lobster. There is literally a lobster here somewhere and we can’t find it. Lobster location unknown.

Update he put it in one of the lobster traps tied to the pier. Which is fine, that’s where it was gonna go anyway until we set up its display, but I would’ve preferred to acclimate it before plopping it into the ocean. But the hooligan has been contained. There will be no surprise lobster attacks today.

Update 2 here is Thee Lobster

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plaguedocboi

Neptune escaping was the final push I needed to convince everyone to get the rare lobsters out of the crates and brought inside (there has always been an excuse before; big sand filters not running, lack of space, the aquarium isn’t open anyway this year so why bother) so everyone meet Sunny and Speckles, our yellow and calico lobsters!

And of course Elvis is still here and still angry

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