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He/They. Queer as hell. Grown ass man blogging about memes and hyperfixations. JJBA, MP100, Star Trek, Marine Bio, and Bugs are some of them. On this blog we support and respect asexuals!! If you’re a terf, nazi, pedophile or bigot of any kind you can go fuck yourself :)
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readysetyeet
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notkatniss
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ive-been-mistreated

#that is the most venomous native lizard in north america

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hickeywiththegoodhair

so i was compelled to look that up and

A) the most venomous lizard in north america is called the Gila Monster

B) I’m no expert obviously but that boy there sure looks like a Gila Monster

C) from the Gila Monster wikipedia article, here is the funniest doctor that ever lived:

"I have never been called to attend a case of Gila monster bite, and I don't want to be. I think a man who is fool enough to get bitten by a Gila monster ought to die. The creature is so sluggish and slow of movement that the victim of its bite is compelled to help largely in order to get bitten."

–Dr. Ward, Arizona Graphic, September 23, 1899

#god i see this tiktok on twitter like every week and its a challenge not to rt every time#lizards#gila monster#videos#tiktoks#things that make me happy#listen hes just a little fuckin guy
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audhdgoku
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serpents-fr

people who live in areas where there are native lizards should never take that for granted. you can just go outside and see a little guy hanging out. what’s better than that?

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marlynnofmany

What’s better is when the little guy starts doing little pushups, to impress another little guy you haven’t spotted yet. Or possibly you.

#truly#supposedly where I live we have like#ONE type#that lives in the southern half of the state#but I have never ever seen one#lizards#god I wish we had lizards
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bettalbimarginata
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swimmingferret
Cleaning symbiosis is a mutually beneficial association between individuals of two species, where one (the cleaner) removes and eats parasites and other materials from the surface of the other (the client). (x)
#things that make me happy#this is my favorite shit.... cleaner fish are the best 🥺💖#I want a tank full of doctor garras someday just so I can play with them and like put food on my hands and have them clean me 😂#they’re so cute#fish#crabs#birds#deer#iguana#lizards#moray eel#cleaner wrasse#sharks#hogs#rhinos#hippos#plecos#not sure if actually pleco tho#turtles#tangs#seals
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