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RESIDENT SNAIL NERD

@raideo / raideo.tumblr.com

He/They. Queer as hell. Grown ass man blogging about memes and hyperfixations. JJBA, MP100, Star Trek, Marine Bio, and Bugs are some of them. On this blog we support and respect asexuals!! If you’re a terf, nazi, pedophile or bigot of any kind you can go fuck yourself :)
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d&d character generator: 

1: race (birth month) 

january: elf 

february: dwarf

march: orc

april: gnome 

may: human 

june: half-elf 

july: half-orc 

august: genasi

september: lizardfolk

october: tabaxi

november: goblin

december: dark elf 

2: class (first letter of first name)

ab: wizard 

cd: warlock

ef: druid

ghi: paladin

jkl: bard

mno: cleric

pqr: barbarian

stu: rogue

vwx: monk

yz: ranger 

3: alignment (first letter of surname)

abc: lawful good

def: neutral evil

ghi: chaotic neutral

jkl: lawful evil

mno: chaotic good

pqr: true neutral

stu: chaotic evil

vwx: neutral good

yz: lawful neutral

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Anonymous asked:

My dad has motion detectors with built-in cameras along his driveway, and there's a frog that has figured out that if it jumps in front of the detector, the infrared light that turns on will attract bugs. So my dad frequently gets a bunch of pictures of the frog jumping around, and he's really fond of the frog now. He refers to it as his frog, enjoys getting pictures of it, and is always super, super careful in the driveway to check for the frog to make sure it's safe.

Anon. Please listen to me. I would not tell you this if it was not very important to me. PLEASE get me a picture of this frog. 

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anon. where is the frog, anon. we need the frog anon.

THE FROG!!!!!!!

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