RESIDENT SNAIL NERD

childbirth is beautiful

made a new quiz !! which minor greek deity are you? the link will be in the reblogs.

here u go !! <3

little stars path overlay

timbe for snupper

Oh my god they are so cute and you can see them forming little stripes on their skin 🤩😭💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

mlem

Delilah is the lovely lady in the first two photos with the leafy accessories (not part of the model we were just having a laugh when she was finished) and Demetri is the last three. The sails on these were a big challenge, they had to be robust enough to wishstand being tugged on by the public but not so thick they looked silly. They both measure just over three meters long. Originally they were going to be one big model but it would have been far too large so they had to be separated. *sad face*

Glory to Hanuman

ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

MY MAIN MAN M’BAKU HAS BEEN SPORTING A FASHIONABLE SHRUG THAT DOUBLES AS A FUNCTIONAL HOOD THE ENTIRE TIME

What’s a little friendly competition between sharks? (Poor Markus, I know he’s strong af but there’s not a doubt in my mind that Francine can beat the hell out of anyone in the ocean)

@raideo @fishintheseagame

YAAAAS <3 Yeah Francine would wreck him but Marcus probably still has fun :)

(oh my god I am living for your fanart of my babies <333)

squish

People on twitter are making collages of my cosplays and they’re so cute!! (Ig: kieraplease)

I like to think I’m cute 🍄😸

Chalcopyrite,  Sphalerite

Cu1+Fe3+S2, ZnS

Locality:

Büschhof Quarry (Schretzmair Quarry), Wirtenbach, Waldbröl, Bergisches Land, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany 

Image width approx. 3.5 mm

Photo by  Michael Pfeil

every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them.

Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes.

Update:

I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour.

I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF

Update:

After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow!

You are the future

As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks.

Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins?

ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit

vive la resistance

I loved this blue diamond’s cosplay so much!

took my net all day to upload but here it is

LOL so good.

God that is so awesome!!  Σd(≧ω≦*)

Dear Lord YES!!

Bless the people that model and do dance animations for these. They bring joy to my life.