my marvel dirty hipster au is back.

how to call hawkeye and falcon

Losing my shit over this.

REBLOG THIS IF YOU ARE ON #TEAMCAP

[#TEAMIRONMAN POST]

the most relatable avenger tbh

okay but imagine if wade made it into an mcu movie and removed the lower part of his mask so clint could understand like he does in the comics and tries fingerspelling something at some point and clint is like “sorry man i never learned sign language” and wade just is so confused and pulls out a hawkeye comic and rifles through it and just looks up like “those motherfuckers”

remember the avengers gag reel

As amusing as the idea of Clint and Matt meeting in a dumpster is, I also really wanna see stuff totally unrelated to that for those two. You can’t just take two disabled characters who have a lot in common ASIDE from the fact that they’re disabled and relegate them to dumpster jokes. Like:

• Clint allowing Matt to relocate some of the people like Elena into Clint’s building.

“I know it’s almost 40 minutes away, and I have some Russian bastards too, but the rent is low and I take care of my people. I protect them; I promise.”

• Joking about how a priest makes better coffee than Clint does. Clint insisting lattes are for prisses and black is the only way to drink it.

• Patching each other up at 2:30am when they’re too exhausted or embarrassed to call their other friends and too hurt to do it themselves.

• Watching movies together. Clint providing descriptions of the visual, Matt providing lines whenever Clint misses them or they’re hard to hear over the sound effects.

• Sitting on rooftops and having contests to see who can “see” farther. Clint using his A+ eyesight and Matt using A+ hearing.

“I see a kid dropping an ice cream cone three streets away.” “Bullshit, there’s no kid there; that street’s deserted aside from that one window wiper.” “Damn, you got me.”

• Lucky’s fur sticking to Matt so Karen and Foggy start getting the idea that Matt actually /has/ been looking into getting a service dog.

• Clint keeping Matt’s canes in his quiver so Matt doesn’t have to throw them all willy-nilly when he has to go be Daredevil.

• Clint going to ‘Murdock and Nelson’ when he gets arrested for doing some good deed that goes wrong. Foggy is excited they get to help an Avenger. Matt is just like “r u fucking srs right now.”

If you're pissed about Marvel neglecting Clint Barton's deafness in the comics and making him a "normal hearing person" in the movies then reblog.

Seems like barely anyone even cares about the clear and blatant ableism in the movies

ok so holy shit funny story:

I’m a new fan, mostly because of the movies and I haven’t had a lot of time to get into the comics and such- and I just got done watching Daredevil and I was thinking about avenger aus and such and I was like “wouldn’t it be cool tho if clint was deaf and him and matt bonded over their disabilities” anD NOW THAT I FUCKING LEARN THAT CLINT IS ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO BE DEAF I’M SO FUCKING ANGRY MARVEL IGNORED THAT IN THE MOVIES.  (though I would like a source on this pls cuz I’m a bit appalled this has never popped up in discussion on my dash before now- I feel like this is a thing that would have.  I googled it briefly but I’m not sure what I’m looking at tbh)

THAT’S A HUGE PART OF HIS CHARACTER AND MAKES HIM SO MUCH MORE OF A HERO TO ME TBH?

I’ve been meaning to do a piece of fan art for The Avengers for a while but I haven’t had the time. And i waited until the the sequel was released… I haven’t watch the movie, I heard it was a bit over-hyped.

Enjoy the pic, I’m off to enjoy the movie.

You go, Spidey!

DAMMIT STARK

Superheroes in Hello Kitty

they’re very proud

there’s so much going on in this and i love every single part

Tony wanted to be the one that carrys you, steve

Jeremy Renner everybody

The mysterious dance rituals of the wild Renner. Fascinating.