RESIDENT SNAIL NERD

had a dream griffin mcelroy was giving tours at the aquarium as like a special guest kind of thing and every time he’d stop in front of an animal he’d be like “alright gang gather round. i have no idea what the FUCK this is” and then we’d move on

Another Tumblr 'sclusie for y'all from this weekend's shows in San Diego. Little sailor boy havin' a ponder backstage.

"Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."

Griffin became the haunted doll himself.

holy shit

thank you justin for this rt

No one ever make a tiktok again this one's perfect

after seeing the trailer this was all i could think of

i recorded this and fought it in imovie so i could upload it bc this part of monster factory made me laugh so hard i almost pissed myesslf

when tumblr broke its shit fuck ads the disembodied audio from this video played every time i got on tumblr for like 7 hours and ive finally found it. ive found the suck who has haunted me.

Griffin McElroy [quickly; with mild enthusiasm]: “Hi! I’m Griffin McElroy, from Polygon. You might know me from any number of video series in which I play games in a way that could be described both as bad… and wrong.”

ever wonder what mbmbam joke you are and what does that say about you? well, lucky for you i spent half of my day making this quiz 

https://www.quotev.com/quiz/12602298/What-MBMBAM-bit-are-you

the mcelroy brothers play animal crossing: new horizons

the last livestream

The destruction of Beanport.

In case you missed it, here is Justin and Travis wreaking absolute havoc on Beanport from the stream (watch the full thing on youtube!)

DIE

Audio: 

Griffin: Uh, this message is for Sunflower Station and it’s from…Sunflower Station. Who says, aw man, [deep breath] Hewwo? Hewwo, Mcewwoys?

I realized a while ago that these messages on their show cost 100 dollars. Someone payed 100 dollars to hear Griffin McElroy say hewwo and that person is so fucking valid

I had to capture this from Griffin’s stream this moring

had a dream griffin mcelroy was giving tours at the aquarium as like a special guest kind of thing and every time he’d stop in front of an animal he’d be like “alright gang gather round. i have no idea what the FUCK this is” and then we’d move on

Yeah, I heard the sleigh bells. We can’t curse, it’s Candlenights.

posting about the mcelroys is extremely risky business cause it's all fun and games until the Real Life Griffin Mcelroy from his secret tumblr sees you and mentions you on mbmbam or monster factory and suddenly the only thing your favorite internet celebrities know about you is that your name is tasty_himbo and you "think griffin mcelroy looks kind of like an otter with glasses"