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rohan kishibe pride icon bcoz he's the meanest gayest bitch i kno
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HAHAHA WHO DID THIS
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Dimple's so sproingy in every body he possesses except for the original LOL dude. Must have been so hard to make himself act normal. Just constant internal reminders that it's not very godly of him to go flip flip flip all over the place so he has to wait to do parkour about it until after everyone's left
#'you put dimple in a body and he will get the zoomies' #<- prev #this is such a funny visual he goes up to mob like 'mob PLEASE let me in if i cant do a backflip im going to DIE' #and mobs like ok whatever (secretly really wants to do a backflip) (1st tag mine, others from @serrangelic)
askdjk yes. Ritsu wakes up at 1am bc of some weird noises and it’s his brother literally bouncing off the walls bc he let the resident evil spirit possess him again and they’re doing acrobatics
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“Why does the Queen never wave with this haun?”
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*Opens Google to check if sheep can get sunburn*
*30 minutes later realise that haven't looked up anything about sheep cuz I immediately forgot and spent the past half hour learning about moths cuz I wanted to know what their hair is made of*
By the way, sheep CAN get sunburn just after they've been shaved and a moth's hair is not hair like ours and is actually more similar to really long scales. Did you know some moths don't even have mouths? Wild
Ah. Yea. Fair
HAHHAAAA! YEAH BAYBEEEE
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shirt that says I ♡ Leftist Infighting About Children's Cartoons
how the fuck does this have 10k and nobodys started shit in the notes. congrats guys you are so normal
nightmare surveillance shit aside, this is so fucking funny
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sometimes people try to tell me that scientists are paragons of rationality and I have to break it to them that I have yet to work in a lab that didn’t have at least one weird secret shrine in it
new guy: why is all of the equipment in this room covered in toys?
me: dONn’t touch those
new guy:
me: they need the toys to function. if they don’t all have toys they get jealous.
new guy:
new guy:
me: when something breaks just take the wizard and wave it around for a while. they seem to like that.
Science is rational, scientists are human.
In Taiwan we have a special brand of snacks named 乖乖 (literally means “well behaved” but in a casual way like when one’s compliment a child or a pet of being good) that has green package.
It has become the lucky charm in the IT industry because engineers believe it will make machine acting good (like the name of the snack) and stay in green light (like the color of the snack’s package) when a 乖乖 is put on top of a server.
It is the only food allowed in a server room and the biggest semicondoctor company in Taiwan (which is also the biggest worldwide) even commissioned the snack factory to make a customized version with blessing on the package.
This is how a server room is blessed by 乖乖. You put at least one on top of each server. It’s important that the engineers change them before the expire date because legend says the snack looses it’s power after expire date.
You’ll hear engineers swearing up and down that their server room crushed down the one time they forgot to change the snack. Or some newbie ate the forbidden snack put on top of their server and caused a disastrous crush down.
The 乖乖 religion later spread to all people who want their machine to act nice. In the lab we put 乖乖 on ultra-low freezer (you really don’t want it to drop dead along with your 2 years’ worth of sample/data), mass spectrometer etc.
When Taiwan’s about to launch the first self made satellite in 2017, the develop team even put 乖乖 around the satellite model to prey for a successful launch (it did). This shit is real.
Broke: Humans are inherently good
Broke: Humans are inherently evil
Woke: Humans are, for good or evil, inherently ridiculous
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This doesn’t surprise me
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