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Anonymous asked:
Noooo no no no! I have a massive kink for clothed sex, it's just that I think the pants were too high for proper access to the assets (puuuunnn intended). Keep drawing porn, especially partially/mostly clothed cause YUM!
LOL I really appreciate the feedback though, I won’t make that mistake again
Maybe Kevin was just rutting against him through the pants :3
I almost like that more because Diego would ruin them.
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((ok you two are talented and gr8 and smokin' but I just realized filming these must be hella awkward because you're both fumbling around with your eyes closed and now I'm laughing my ass off))
((YES thank you you have NO idea xD It’s fun though, I can say that much. We are usually squinting. Though I (Diego) can get away with my eyes being half open, as I have more slanted eyes than Mr bug-eyes there.))
You two are so sweet together <3
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Do you... mind showing us a little gun play?
Why are you so interested in what goes on behind closed doors?
meveret
(I’m interested in behind closed doors and under the covers)
WELP
I didn’t need to do anything today
Nope.
Just… gonna stare at these now!
omg with the anon who talked about carlos and diego being competitive with one another and just turning into man-children pretty much i just imagined the scenario and basically it starts out with actual serious stuff but eventually it just degenerates into "WELL I CAN WHISTLE!" "YEAH BUT I CAN HOLD MY BREATH FOR 30 SECONDS!" "PROVE IT!"
meveret
(Well it’s only one contest but still)
The furious dicing of vegetables gave way to oil sizzling on duel frying pans. Both stood before a heap of ingredients glaring as the other finished steps. Potatoes were peeled, meat trimmed of fat, spices mixed.
"Ha, butter? Olive oil is preferred with the more acidic flavor of tomatoes. Your dish is going to taste awful."
"Says the guy who just added salt twice between steps. Try paying attention next time."
A growl, the pair glaring across the limited stove.
"I’m not the one with the bottle of hot sauce!"
"Cecil loves spicy food! Do you even know what your boyfriend likes?"
Attempted sabotage, Carlos adding hot sauce to the other’s frying pan. Diego reprised with a fist full of diced onions.
"Hey! Stay on your side!"
"You started it!"
Ingredients began flying around the kitchen as a fist fight broke out. Hair pulling and shouting roared amid burning dinners. In the next room at the table sat Kevin and Cecil chatting about their days, trying not to hear the violent din.
"So. What do you think about the moon?"
"Yes! How is it just there! Like the sun! They both hang up there like they’re watching!"
"Exactly! Up in the sky all day, taking turns. They have to be doing something."
The sound of a toaster smashing against a wall left them both tense. Kevin smiled wider.
"Want to go, maybe get take out? I’ll buy."
Cecil rose from his chair at the very sound of the idea.
"I’ll drive."
nazi-nurse
Iron Chef, Night vale