Omfg so I had a dream that Patrick Stewart was the dean of this college I was going to, and (for this trekkie club or something idk) one day he announced he was gonna be choosing first officer candidates and I ENDED UP BEING ONE OF THEM! :D I was so excited and he called us all giant nerds lmfao.
Also there were a lot of different weird parts to the dream like I swear there was a bit about visiting this museum about dora the explorer while traveling on the road??? lmfao.
Also in part of the dream (this was kindof a nightmare part) I was going on vacation to Kansas for some fucking reason and dad and I were staying in this house that was my grandma’s but looked nothing like her house... and for some reason I decided I was gonna buy glo-fish tetras right before and take them with me to temporarily put in this old tank she had??? Don’t worry, I know this is wrong but maybe all the customers I’ve had that have been like “CAN I DO THIS CRAZY THING WITH MY FISH” have been getting to me X”D so anyway I get to the house, set the tank up- put the fish in... (I know that’s wrong too and you gotta let it sit to come to temperature and cycle- for some reason in my dream I had no such knowledge lmfao) and I come back later and theres a ton of fucking weird film on the gravel and foam on the top of the water because there is some fucking chemical reaction going on and the poor fish look terrible- so I get them out and I’m like, CRYIN right, and I have a lot of difficulty because they keep jumping onto the god damn floor
At this point the dream changes again and I never do fucking find out what happened to my fishes because like, for some reason I was now captain kirk and I was going to???? try and scuba dive in the ocean to meet tamatoa idfk it was weird but not as weird as the last part I remember which
was where everyone was freaking out because a meteor was going to destroy the earth on new years and we were all making our own demise into a meme because for some reason the meteor was like- shaped exactly like a dick, and I don’t mean like ‘haha its roughly phallic and kinda has balls’ I mean like, anatomically correct penis. And there were all these news people that were like “make no mistake, despite it’s humorous appearance, it’s just as deadly” and me and my friends an a lot of tumblr had already made the joke “wow 2016 is really going to fuck us” and I just... brain why do you make this shit up while I’m asleep I stg