RESIDENT SNAIL NERD

theres no cuter animal than generic grey fish 🐟

i would be fangirling so hard if i met him in real life

WHY YOU SHOULD WRITE HORRIBLY:

1. You’ll never write anything if you don’t

boycock? aint that that thing you fuckers can’t do to chick fillet

t shirt that says ‘I don’t consent to being filmed in public for social media views’

you can’t be a gay icon if you leave your shopping cart in the middle of the fucking parking lot

araki: avdol's ok but people with fire powers kinda just burn things and that's all

avdol actually if he'd had the chance: (turning dio's entire mansion into a crematory in seconds while ohio players' "fire" plays subtly in the background like it's just another tuesday)

No need to unmute, he sounds exactly how you'd expect a man of his disposition to

one of my greatest sorrows in life is tiny notebooks. i love them and yet they torment me. they are so cute and yet so useless. you can carry them everywhere but at what cost. your hand will always fall off the edge and it will always feel like you’re writing at the bottom of the page

society if kakyoin was in part 4

being a star trek writer mustve been like *jumbles up some letters for the name of a new planet* *rolls a dice a few times for some random coordinates* *accidentally writes a compelling gay character* *throws a dart at a pic of human anatomy to see what they can fuck with to create a new species* 

*always hits the forehead*

growing up is just gradually learning progressively crazier shit abt your family that they didn’t tell you when u were a kid

clearance that isn’t under like $15 is an abomination and doesn’t have the right to even call itself clearance

god’s only intention in making earth was this. humans and everything else was an accident

this is god’s one and only vision

Honey is the tastiest of all the insect vomits we’ve tried… so far.

Ppl without ADHD be like “oh if I get rid of all possible distractions then you’ll be forced to focus on the boring task!” Fool… You underestimate my Power 

#if you can’t use storebought distractions homemade is fine

“There is nothing on the desk besides my homework. Oh. Well would you look at that. I have hands.”