RESIDENT SNAIL NERD

every day i go to work & i have to witness this sketchy assed tree across the street

[ID: a fallen tree which is almost completely horizontal. the only thing keeping it off the ground is the power lines, which it’s resting on. behind it is a white house surrounded and obscured by other, less hazardous trees and shrubs.]

scenic fall greetings from Danger Tree

[ID: the same tree but in autumn, surrounded by other, more colorful trees.]

the brand new cheap-ass fence at the grocery store may not have survived the recent weather but danger tree sure did💖god bles

[ID: the same tree, now in winter, covered with a thin layer of snow.]

Danger Tree looking springy💖

[ID: the same tree in spring, with the other trees around it covered in new leaves.]

the funniest thing that’s happened to me recently is that someone seemingly tried to update my pronouns on the medical system but accidentally made it so that my actual name is now “They Them”

come to Marshals if u would like to purchase World’s Most Breakable Object

Violence. Murder.