RESIDENT SNAIL NERD

You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them

obsessed with this

"oh no, my friend just fell!! I must go immediately beat the shit out of him"

this year for Halloween Bohug is the Demon Core

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.

Mods… change the smell of his parents house.

look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?

Friend hasn't played on our server in a while so I made his base into a Spirit Halloween

'tis the season

All good choices, Tumblr. Thanks.

Sure I'll reblog that

#apprehended for his crimes

tfw the laser dot catches you

Yarn holder

The slurperrr...

Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?

ive never worked there. stop saying i work there

Honey, remember what your union rep said about working off the clock

“Okay here’s the list of chores I want to get done today” I tell myself before having sudden full body fatigue from seemingly nothing

What having a job does to a mf

Scout’s step towards self discovery

(sort of) a prequel to this

etsy

Oh. You really can Lego it after all.