When you’re not out to your parents but you bring the Bae over to meet them
at lunch today i was sitting behind some 9th graders and one of them went “i was born in the year of the rabbit” and her friend is like “hey i am too!” and someones goes “i think im a rabbit too hold up lemme search it up…… holy shit me too” until their literal entire group was like Holy Shit bc wow they were ALL born in the year of the rabbit and the entire time im eating in utter disbelief because. no one realized. no one realized they were all in the same grade. they were all born in the exact same year of fucking course they were all born in the year of the rabbit i hate high school fucking shi t
The kind of Easter egg hunt every college student needs.
^if that were the case the Easter egg hunt would turn into the hunger games
a conversation i had with a 96-year-old woman
For winterthirst ❤
my fav gif is still the one where the two dudes are at a sports game and one guy randomly shows up and aggressively starts to make out with one of the first two people and then the camera zooms in to the other guy, whose face shows complete confusion and terror at the gay that just went down
for all those who have no idea what he’s talking about
THATS THE ONE
meveret said: captions: Do you even noot? Love dart commin ur way :3 I demand carrot shavings! Love dart received :3
omFg mev djskhgfjh
im laughin the fucking fhjslkhn "DO U EVEN NOOT?" the apple snail looks like such a hipster like it's so done with everyone omfg
alternate ending to the third hobbit movie
thranduil walks around the battlefield and spies the dead bodies of fili and kili
and then he kneels down and touches them gently with one finger and they come back to life
and everyone lives happily ever after
thranduil is secretly ned the piemaker
the end
So its amazing how much art I do when I'm procrastinating doing what I'm supposed to...
there's probably some kind of communications system built into their helmet that they can't turn off unless they come back to base because in an emergency you need to hear everyone and I just feel like Benny and Ross would abuse it...
omg
"I found him in the trash can this morning"
How the fuck did they become so cool with each other so quickly lmaooo, that Raccoon looks like it loves him.
I always wondered how Arthur and Lewis would act after Lewis rejoins the group. I imagine Lewis would forgive Arthur, but Arthur cannot even forgive himself, knowing he’s the reason Lewis is now a spirit. As a result, Arthur would be a nervous wreck in front of Lewis and is terrified of angering him.
Of course, Lewis would be worried and wants Arthur to be comfortable around him again, so he’d help Arthur regain his confidence one step at a time.
this is my exact headcanon omg <3 and also holy shit this is really cute fksljgh
but what if the spacepals hear anaconda at the concert *screams*
my anaconda don’t want none unless you got spaceships, hun!
So… about that clip, eh?
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