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RESIDENT SNAIL NERD

@raideo / raideo.tumblr.com

He/They. Queer as hell. Grown ass man blogging about memes and hyperfixations. JJBA, MP100, Star Trek, Marine Bio, and Bugs are some of them. On this blog we support and respect asexuals!! If you’re a terf, nazi, pedophile or bigot of any kind you can go fuck yourself :)
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a6

at lunch today i was sitting behind some 9th graders and one of them went “i was born in the year of the rabbit” and her friend is like “hey i am too!” and someones goes “i think im a rabbit too hold up lemme search it up…… holy shit me too” until their literal entire group was like Holy Shit bc wow they were ALL born in the year of the rabbit and the entire time im eating in utter disbelief because. no one realized. no one realized they were all in the same grade. they were all born in the exact same year of fucking course they were all born in the year of the rabbit i hate high school fucking shi t

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a conversation i had with a 96-year-old woman

96 yr old: You know how your parents probably say things like, "you were BORN with the internet, you don't know what it's like to live without!"
Me: yeah
96 yr old: Well, my parents said that to me about electricity.
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nasturbate

my fav gif is still the one where the two dudes are at a sports game and one guy randomly shows up and aggressively starts to make out with one of the first two people and then the camera zooms in to the other guy, whose face shows complete confusion and terror at the gay that just went down

for all those who have no idea what he’s talking about

THATS THE ONE

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meveret said: captions: Do you even noot? Love dart commin ur way :3 I demand carrot shavings! Love dart received :3

omFg mev djskhgfjh

im laughin the fucking fhjslkhn "DO U EVEN NOOT?" the apple snail looks like such a hipster like it's so done with everyone omfg

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alternate ending to the third hobbit movie

thranduil walks around the battlefield and spies the dead bodies of fili and kili

and then he kneels down and touches them gently with one finger and they come back to life

and everyone lives happily ever after

thranduil is secretly ned the piemaker

the end

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bechnokid

I always wondered how Arthur and Lewis would act after Lewis rejoins the group. I imagine Lewis would forgive Arthur, but Arthur cannot even forgive himself, knowing he’s the reason Lewis is now a spirit. As a result, Arthur would be a nervous wreck in front of Lewis and is terrified of angering him.

Of course, Lewis would be worried and wants Arthur to be comfortable around him again, so he’d help Arthur regain his confidence one step at a time.

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raideo

this is my exact headcanon omg <3 and also holy shit this is really cute fksljgh

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