lawyer walks into the court room with their briefcase but it's this
I see there's been misunderstanding.That's the lawyers assistant.The actual lawyer is the one being carried in the briefcase.
a common mistake your honor
where's the fish
That's the defense attorney
LPT: Don't throw your junk mail away. Use it to to help the USPS instead!
Next time you get a credit card offer in the mail, or a junk piece of mail that includes a prepaid envelope or postcard, don't throw it away! Send the envelope back with a blank sheet of paper inside, or don't fill the postcard out, but still send it back. The company that sent it to you had to pay the USPS for postage on each one they get back. This is a way to support the USPS by doing very little, and sticking it to the annoying companies that want all of your money.
In the 90s we would send companies “hate mail” by stuffing prepaid envelopes with things like ‘blanks’ (flat heavy metal pieces), a roofing shingle) and layers of other competitors’ mail or junk news. This is because the company would have to pay more upon recieving the junk mail. It eats into them. It actually somewhat reduced our junk mail returnables, I think. Send that mail y’all.
Except please don't do this to nonprofits!!
If you do this when you get a donation request or something from a nonprofit, you'll be forcing small organizations with very little overhead to deal with the incoming mail and paying for the postage.
Credit card companies? YES. Personal loan offers? ABSOLUTELY. The chain store you've never shopped at who bought your info from a competitor? BY ALL MEANS.
But don't do this to your local "Friends of the Library" fundraiser or homeless outreach program or anything like that. You'll be draining their limited resources that would be better used elsewhere.
Feel free to do it to groups like Salvation Army, PETA, or Susan Komen cuz fuck them.
Steel blue ladybirds 💖
What's underneath.
Hi! Is there a pattern for the "I Want to Believe" poster?
Afternoon siesta with an Austroraptor
I still think joseph should have turned into a vampire at the end of sdc it just makes sense
even while waving Mia manages to maintain an Orb position
that is hilarious!
@why-animals-do-the-thing is this owl actually happy?
Multiple people with professional bird experience that I’ve spoken with believe so! One noted that a some birds get so “into the scritch” that at times they will lose their balance or cease being aware of their surroundings (as you can see in this video) but that we don’t really know why. It looks like this owl was having a super good scratch, ended up leaning a little farther back that the human was in a good position to support, lost his balance, and recovered. It’s all good and yes, actually cute.
(It’s worth noting, of course, that this is an interaction that can only occur because the person has a strong history with the owl and a lot of previously developed trust. This isn’t something you should ever consider doing with an owl you don’t know and haven’t been trained to work with.)
As someone with years of experience with screech owls in particular, yes this is happy behavior. An upset/threatened owl would NEVER act so relaxed like that. And yes it is probably because that person has a very strong connection with the bird
Spot is such a pretty cat, and a good cat 🐈
real!
Solaire has such a r u d e snoot 🍌
craigory please that’s my finger
(this is a gif, you might have to tap the picture on mobile)
what is a finger but another worm
Worm with bones
hey! i don’t like this caption
chub
VERY CHUNGY
