RESIDENT SNAIL NERD

the funniest thing that’s happened to me recently is that someone seemingly tried to update my pronouns on the medical system but accidentally made it so that my actual name is now “They Them”

first handshake

Sound on

“Now I got no idea what they’re saying but they sound mean!”

“Is this why those anime nerds prefer subs to dubs?”

that moment when you like a show so much it invades every aspect of ur life and ur like 

I’m crying

[Mark 2:30] Video of Gaga’s special appearance on the “Tonight Show” with Jimmy Fallon.

I really wanna see my otp… *looks left* *looks right* *whispers* f r i c k e a c h o t h e r

*police sirens in the distance*

*helicopter search lights in your yard*

*SWAT team barges in*

"us too"

jESUSJHKSFDGH

people with afros should like keep confetti in their hair and randomly shake their head and bam confetti everywhere its like like a party to go 

NO

NO NO

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I’VE DONE THIS BEFORE

THIS SHIT

DOESN’T

COME 

OUT

#2 MONTHS #I HAD FUCKING GLITTER IN MY HAIR #2 FUCKING MONTHS

FFFFF I’M GONNA PISS XD

I’M GONNA CUT YOU

LOLFJHDSG TOBI

FKJSHF

dashboard wat r u doin’

good

My stomach——

oh dear god