~30, United States, any pronoun. i'm just some guy. i post a lot of art and creatures and my own ocs (watch out for maximum uncledrive)
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I was trying to make new freebie stickers and I got carried away
trees from the park
Waiter oh waiter more salt in my wound please!!!
actually fucked up and evil that they put an election right before a time change right before holiday crush right before temperatures drop. in NOVEMBER.
oh are you having A Bad Time? well guess what we've also REVOKED THE SUN. DIPSHIT. NOW GO DESIGN A CHRISTMAS CARD OR ELSE
A patient, explaining what their relationship is to their new visitor who was headed up to see them, said, “he’s my guardian,” and I said “oh I didn’t you had a legal guardian,” and the patient said, “he’s not my legal guardian, he’s my spiritual and physical guardian. He is also my brother. Well, I say he’s my brother. He’s like a brother. He’s my husband.” And I say this with genuinely no judgment, just pure curiosity, what
Whimsical glass bottles
2010. A Japanese woman sits down to take photos of her shiba inu dog for her blog. Suddenly, a man leaps out of a time portal. "Sorry, I can't let you do this. I cannot tell you why." She asks: "Is it forbidden knowledge from the future?" He sighs: "No, it's just too fucking stupid to explain."
By Kenny Germé for FAZ Magazine September 2024
hate it when pets learn words, my dog flips out when he hears "greenie" so we had to start saying "G word" but now he knows G word so we have to say shit like "are we out of emerald indulgences"
Worst experience of my life
It's that inky blackness at the door again, pa
typical day in Maryland
Yup, that's right
fixed it
It's that inky blackness at the door again, pa
typical day in Maryland
Yup, that's right
so my husband sometimes talks in his sleep and if I'm lucky, I can catch him at the very edge of awareness and slip in some ideas or tell him to do something in his dream. Last night he was on some mission where he had to infiltrate a base (from what I could tell at least. A lot of it was gibberish) but the people were skunks? So I'm like don't forget to stealth! And he goes "Ope! SKUNK MODE" and apparently that was him putting on a skunk disguise and I just have to congratulate his subconscious for being funny as fuck
husband is very pleased to know that hundreds of you have recently enjoyed Skunk Mode™
