happy pride month to canonically bisexual bob belcher

Also have you noticed the traditional skills that men are supposed to have are mostly all things that only come up for specific situations, like changing a tire when the tire goes out, fixing the house when it needs to be fixed, fixing the car when it won’t work, and the traditional skills expected of women are things that have to be done everyday and always, like doing the dishes, cooking, and taking care of children.

Men’s work is a solution to a problem and when it’s done it’s done. Women’s work is a never-ending tide of tasks that must be accomplished every day.

And the practical result of this is that when a woman doesn’t know how to change a tire or un-clog a pipe, she’s belittled for this apparently gaping chasm in her knowledge, despite the fact that you can go years on end without encountering some of these supposedly-essential skills - while (traditionally) nothing is ever said of men who can’t cook or don’t know how to clean their own clothes, despite having been fully immersed in both since their first day on this earth.

Psst, hey, Marilyn Monroe’s image as a freewheeling sexpot was a carefully constructed lie. The real Marilyn Monroe was a roiling tragedy and her life was an indictment of our society as a whole. She was orphaned after her mother had a schizophrenic breakdown, bounced around between foster homes where she was sexually abused, and married a 21-year-old at 16 to get out of being sent to an orphanage. Hugh Hefner published nude photos of her without her consent that were taken when she was 23 and desperate. She suffered severe anxiety and depression, which she coped with by drinking and using barbiturates, and was already a full-blown addict when she became famous in the mid-50s. Her career was one of exploitation, condescension and alienation, and she killed herself at 36. That Hugh Hefner, a man who was at best an unpleasant footnote in her life, felt entitled to be buried next to her is one more humiliation in a pop cultural landscape we should all be ashamed of.

“Please don’t make me a joke… I don’t mind making jokes, but I don’t want to look like one… I want to be an artist, an actress with integrity..”

 - Marilyn Monroe, last taped interview, days before her death

She deserved better than this

Can I just also say, in addition to all this, that I’m still pissed off about the fact that Joe DiMaggio swooped in and gave Marilyn a Christian funeral before her Rabbi could return from a trip overseas? ‘Cause that shit is fucked up.

So many men who claimed to be in love with her, and not one could fucking respect her wishes, even in death.

For reference, this is what she’s talking about :

In conclusion: Fanfic is important, there’s nothing wrong with writing or enjoying it and the cast and crew of Good Omens are a gift.

if anyone needs cheering up here are some of the names of the seals at ireland’s seal rehab centre:

honourable mention to: el taco, wolverine, haggis, ham, nacho, and terry.

haggis, lord farquad, and…

marty the blob

this is the most important thing i have seen all my life

I read the Magpie Lord and I love one spicy little judiciar

Daniel Radcliffe’s wife is from Flint and so sometimes he’s in town and you just kinda… see fuckin Harry Potter out n about. Saw him leaving Texas Roadhouse today and he nodded at my round rim glasses lol

Didn’t ask for a picture but my waitress friend did and he took a pic with the whole crew

Dan Radcliffe is Flint’s local cryptid

I'm sorry but isn't this exactly what Harry Potter would do? Be super philanthropic, become an alcoholic for a year, get over it, then get married in secret and not tell anybody?

Daniel Radcliffe’s wife is from Flint and so sometimes he’s in town and you just kinda… see fuckin Harry Potter out n about. Saw him leaving Texas Roadhouse today and he nodded at my round rim glasses lol

Didn’t ask for a picture but my waitress friend did and he took a pic with the whole crew

Dan Radcliffe is Flint’s local cryptid

“I can’t,” said Damen. “I can’t have this for just one night.”

- Prince’s Gambit by C.S. Pacat

This has been done a million time but I wanted to do like the cool people.

I feel like Nikandros and Damen would call themselves bros in a less formal world. 

I could also have drawn Damen’s and August version if he hadN’T DIED CHRIST- 

Capriweek2k17 Day 3: Kings & Day 7: “You were watching the road.”

“I planned to greet you on the steps, Veretian protocol.” “Come out and kiss me in front of everyone later.”

Headcanon. After running around the summer palace naked and doing it “not quite on the balcony”, At some point the kings had to meet the crowd.

–The kings in all their glory– and then –The Kings in reality– who are like an old maried couple.

I can’t blame Damen tho. Laurent’s skin is just so sensitive, it would bruise to the touch.

Just look at this) Me and @mzuul( AW MY BABE) made a collab*^* SOOOOOOO FASTER LOOK AT THE OUR COLLAB ON THE MZUUL’S PAGE) Line-Mzuul >*< color-me

The Frankfort Index, Kansas, April 26, 1930