When your historically women's college enacts a policy change barring trans individuals from attending the school, so the student body had been peacefully protesting this and plans to go against school traditions for founder's weekend, so the dean of students sends out a very long email trying to intimidate students into backing down because we're supposed to have visitors. Almost all of our real support systems within the school (certain faculty and staff) are gone. They were either fired, bullied out, or had to leave for personal reasons right before and during the summer. Everything has gone to shit. I'll make some more posts explaining the situation.
If I had to explain my bisexual experience look no further than this year's olympic sharp shooters
this fish is what we should be remembering on memorial day
As important as explicit gay rep is, nothing will ever be funnier to me than an entire fandom collectively deciding a relationship between two characters is gay without even a shred of subtext
This post is about Tom Nook and Redd’s divorce
I am trying to see if this gets as many or more votes than the last one so PLEASE I'm begging you reblog.
There used to be a genre of video where people would just set dancing cartoon characters on fire. I miss those days, they were nice.
What?!
Why are you always so god damn confused
he's going through a hair dye phase (sleeping in a berry patch)
feels like some of u aren't properly appreciating the fact that he sleeps in a berry patch. and he rolls over and squishes the berries into his fur. because he's so sleepy and content.
maybe people think he's an ugly dog but just to be clear he is actually a beautiful pig
when i play among us in public games i’m usually a pink astronaut in a pirate hat named hamlet and i know that lots of kids and teens playing with me haven’t heard of or read hamlet yet, so i like to imagine that months or years in the future when they do read hamlet they just picture the titular character like
this is how act one scene four goes
i got fucking recognised
OP was so embarrassed they deactivated
OP got voted off tumblr
OP was not the imposter 😔
Knowledge is empowering
you can literally get gender changers for like $3
And yes, that's literally what they're called.
Reblog if you got a gender changer for like $3
HANK! TAX DAY FOR MOST AMERICANS IN 2024 IS APRIL 15TH! MAKE SURE YOU DO YOUR TAXES OR FILE FOR A SIX MONTH EXTENSION BEFORE THEN! HAAANK!
When the person you recently ended things with after having very very deep feelings for them for 7 and a half months consistently shows up listed as one of your "most compatible" profiles on dating apps
watching doctor who is just “wow, the doctor is a deeply flawed individual but their desire to help people is so strong that they’ll go against their own rules and destroy themselves in the process aaaaaaaaand now they’re licking parts of the spaceship okay then”
st patrick’s day easily the funniest american holiday. nothing makes me more patriotic than watching everyone collectively pretend to be from somewhere else as an excuse to get trashed in the street and wear lots of green. ideal
my great-grandpa (half irish american half missing unidentifiable father) got our family out of coal mining because he bet on a lucky horse in tandem with the irish mob in 1932 and they let him keep enough of the winnings to go to trade school and marry the pretty welsh girl down the street. and i have to honor this heritage by getting absolutely smashed at 2pm while wearing a green tshirt that is the only way
That’s the human equivalant of the “sir are you aware you are a cat” meme.
I thought I was Jewish when I was her age but I was actually Catholic so when my Jewish friends invited me to give a prayer at his house during Chanukah and I recited “Our Father who art in heaven…”, my friend’s mom got on her knees and said to my face in a super soft voice, “Joey, I think you’re catholic not Jewish,” in front of everyone and I thought I was in trouble and I started crying.
Happy plagueiversary