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Kanojo ga Koushaku-tei ni Itta Riyuu | Noah & Raeliana

“W-We… didn’t do anything, did we?” “…You’ve forgotten? After you were the one begging for it so much?”

(watching any horror movie) i simply would not try that hard to survive

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

what’s the punchline here

wait

Do kids today even understand why podcasts are called podcasts?

Well, you see, kids, almost twenty years ago Apple produced a portable audio player called – wait, I need to go back further.

Okay, so in the 20th century, the new inventions of radio and television were known as broadcast media – no, wait, that’s not really the start either –

Broadcasting originally refers to throwing, or casting, handfuls of seeds onto prepared ground, typically used with grain crops, which, uh –

– the Agrucultural Revoution, which begain circa 10,000 BC in the Levant, was when humans began preserving seeds for replanting –

Not to be vague but not again please

I hate capitalism but I love buying objects

This expresses my feelings precisely.

"I'd rather have you, cursed or not." and "I'm the one who will have to watch you murder the world." being two sides of the same coin.

It's the I will love you, no matter how messed up you become. I will love you, no matter what atrocities you make. I will love you, by staying with you till the end of all things.

don't even worry about it

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Im like if a corpse had to wake up every day

who the fuck is this man im seeing him everywhere

its bigfoot. and i doubt youre seeing him everywhere since his kind are endangered.

HUG?

I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.

BLAZE REJECTED MY POST WOW LOL

We'll make sure at least 100k people see it for free then.

Does LinkedIn have an official policy against posting nudes or do they just assume it goes without saying