do you see this shit my liege

i’m gonna tjrowbip

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Me when I smush my face into the wall

i <3 tiktaalik

hiiii *trying not to sound desperate for human connection*

today a Chihuahua made direct eye contact

*puts hand on your shouder* its ok dont cry. I know what it feels like to get run over by a car one million times. Forwards and backwards. Until you get really flat and dont have any blood left.

I dont care if thats not what youre going through. I just wanted to say something crazy. Can i have a few dollars from your wallet

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lame ass gadgetjob

never posted this crochet tapestry that my friend made me for my birthday

My job on the leftist commune is showing homophobic men gay porn and checking if they get hard

let's get ✨vulnerable✨