if you voted for trump, block me. you're a horrible fucking person.
People only calling it Scar's bed like the truth isnt way funnier:
Original by @methodwriting
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Grian’s halloween costume genuinely strikes fear into my heart-
Grian’s halloween
costume genuinely strikes
fear into my heart-
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I was wondering why this was getting more notes again all of the sudden-
I think you should be allowed onto the Wild Life SMP for the express purpose to kill your boss.
As a treat.
EXACTLY. I've been saying this for weeks! Grian needs to make a wild card where I can be released onto the server so I can:
1. Kill Martyn 2. Give Ren 1 billion lives 3. Give Skizzleman a kiss on the forehead and tell him to kill kill murder and kill
I made this and I have never been more proud
This will become cannon.
these tags made me laugh
[ID: A simplistic multi-panel comic of the characters from Sanders Sides, told through screenshots of a Tumblr post.
Panel 1: Janus, dressed in a suit, sits at the prosecution desk from Selfishness vs. Selflessness. The screenshot, a post from @/crustaceousfaggot reads "Is lying ever ethically correct" Panel 2: Extremely simple renditions of Roman, Thomas, and Virgil in their courtroom attire sit on one side of a desk, while Patton, looking worried, sits on the other side. The screenshot is of Tumblr poll results, reading "Yes - 97.6% / No - 2.4%". Panel 3: Logan, sitting in a chair, squints at the scene from a distance. Panel 4: Logan sits in the back of audience seating, surrounded by chairs as well as text reading [chairs]. He speaks with a speech bubble with Tumblr tags in it, reading "#who voted no? immanuel kant isnt going to fuck you" Panel 5: Patton sits in a folding chair leaning forward to hold his head in his hands, in the pose of the Shinji chair meme.
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monoma holding eri :3
mumbo thinks he could beat most the irl hermits in a fistfight. okay. let's see. welcome back, my name is grian and today we're all gathered here to kick off a brand new life series in the middle of this actual forest
possibly best tag
Erik loves Charles like a dog.
Bared teeth, drool and rust on his lips; all Charles sees are those blue eyes begging to be softened with a gentle touch.
Erik is an obedient guard dog. A controlled violence, a protective streak that leaves bodies. His teeth always sink in too deep, never the superficial type. Charles speaks his language, speaks his command.
They all tell him to put that dog down. Violent, misbehaving, unpredictable. All Charles sees is devotion. He always comes back, he always listens to him (not when it matters, not when anyone else says the right thing—it's only Charles. It'll always be Charles).
Erik loves with a submissiveness. A deadly hand forced down not with power, but by his own neediness. Blood-stained fur, matted and cold. Charles' gentle scratches painful, but he doesn't shy away. Would never shy away from Charles.
He's only protective. It's out of love.
It's not a solution, they all tell him over and over, sharing their oval scars and pointing at sharpened claws.
Beast, monster, bloodthirsty.
The thing is, Charles isn't the exception. He's been bit too. The difference is Erik licks his wounds, whimpers until Charles pats him with a maroon palm. Remorseful of his impulsivity that leaves arterial streaks down his back. Forgiven before the bleeding has stopped.
Charles falls for it every time. Erik didn't choose to be like this, he was beaten into it. He thinks he's good, justified, helpful. Violence is the only problem solving he knows.
I'll teach him proper. He's really a good man, he just doesn't know better. It's instinct.
Erik loves Charles like a dog.
Charles loves Erik like a fool.
behind every gay person, is a even gayer evil person
Watching DP with friends for the first time. Coming to conclusions
Ran to my computer to make this