No offense but I think some of you would be a lot happier writing a fictional atlas or encyclopedia instead of a narrative story

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

hi here’s a cool bird I betcha didn’t know existed, ✨the wallcreeper✨

it literally looks like a monarch butterfly it’s so cute

the creeperrrrrrrrr

ceramic tiles decorated with pomegranates.

ghosta nova 👻🎸

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i am 15 minutes into the first episode of gastronauts and i do have to agree with brennan, this is the best show dropout has ever made

i finished it, genuinely amazing, i was actually tearing up with how much fun i was having and how much i adored it. i am so fucking excited to see how the season goes, i absolutely love jordans hosting, the challenges were delightfully fun and the chefs were amazing to watch, so creative, great presence, delicious looking food. this is genuinely like beautiful and feels like a love letter to both competition cooking shows, the people who make them and appear in them, and also the comedic chops of the judges, and such a fun play on the formats of these types of shows and the usual focus on them. i wont comment on the future episodes of course but the casting of the chefs was so delightful, getting to see some of their personalities with their approaches and interactions was such a joy, just amazing all around

my uncle was somewhat of a rascal. we were hanging out on the roof of his barn when i was ten, and we saw some shooting stars. he told me they were angels carrying messages from god. then he handed me his old hunting rifle and taught me how to nick one out of the sky, even when it was travelling all fast like that, and how to triangulate its location — taking me out in his rusty truck down dirt roads, unerring and unceasing, until we saw that gleaming lantern. he pocketed the note from god and took me down to a pinboard where he was working on deciphering the language with his friend who was a linguistics major but got kicked out of grad school. after they shook hands, they held on for just a bit too long and i started wondering why my aunt doesn’t live with my uncle anymore, but then my uncle took me back up stairs and taught me how to fry the angel up real nice, halo and all. it was tasty

Have you ever wondered how tech technicians recover data from faulty flash and memory whose data cannot be recovered by normal methods.

this is necromancy

@eroticismofthemachinedetector

BEEP

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “loving the world” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw some moss growing between the cracks in the sidewalk

My buddy, pacing: I found more beauty in the mundane than yesterday

It's just me and my dirty glasses against the world

a gas leak wouldn't even affect me

Cell death

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