okay this is adorable
finally….feminem
Yall know they do it only when some sin they committed is about to go public? With this announcement I have to ask what court case against them was opened.
In short Mars Inc. (owners of M&M's) candies contained dangerous levels of lead and cadmium
🗣The United States Supreme Court is a corrupt, depraved, illegitimate institution.
Will Smith was just banned from the Oscars for 10 years for slapping a guy. Unrelated but here's an IMDb list of the most famous actors and directors who signed the letter asking for the statutory rape charges against Roman Polanski, who is not banned from the Oscars, to be dropped.
New vet today asked me if my eyeless dog was blind and like ??? oh god I hope so????
Did you all have a good rest? Did you do as you were told and log off? Nope. Of course you didn’t, you horrible hounds. What’s the big idea? We tell you to go to sleep. You ignore us. We ask you nicely. You ignore us.
Anyway, it’s National Puppy Day. And to show you that we do actually have your best interests at heart and aren’t always telling you what to do—even if it is for your own good—we invite you, if you please, to enjoy these cute fluffy dogs.
imagine staff reblogging your post with a comment like this. i’d deactivate.
no way no fucking way
it hasn’t been edited, here’s the link
so completely obsessed with everything about these images
We really can’t have anything
2021 please- I’m tired
how is this not posts-from-a-darker-timeline
me: celebrity drama 🤢🤢🤢
kimye is divorcing because kanye hooked up with jeffree star
me:
Nah him having an affair with jeffree star is a rumor made up by the same girl who started the “coronavirus challange” and licked a toilet seat on a plane 😬
glad we found the time to come back to this one
Things That Happened in 2020 That Don’t Feel Like They Did:
-The Witcher came out
-The movie Parasite wins at the Oscars
-Stickbugging
-Kim Jong Un “died” like three times
-Ray Bans Official Charity Sale For $26.99 Today
-The murder hornets appearing and disappearing in like a week
-The Sonic movie came out
-Jennifer Lopez pole dances at the Superbowl
-4/20/2020
-X Æ A-12 Musk
-UFOs are real apparently
-Plane flights were like $15 at one point
-For some reason, Clone High is making a comeback
-Leaving school in March for a “few weeks lockdown” and now we’re here
-Friday the 13th was the last “normal” day for a lot of us
these all feel 5 years away at least
Supernatural series finale sneak peek
okay I’m gonna start swinging
you know who this is really a win for? Richard siken
richard siken shipped WINCEST know your herstory
russell t davies has like a whole chapter in his book ‘the writer’s tale’ where he waxes poetics about wincest pls NEVER FORGET
I’m-
raise your hand if you have paid more in taxes than the billionaire president of the united states of america 🖐 ( x )
to sum up:
- within the next four years, $421 million in loans (obligations for which he is personally responsible) will come due — it is implied that these loans have left the president susceptible to foreign interests and bribes
- documents showed that for years trump lost more money than nearly any other individual american taxpayer
- trump paid $750 in federal taxes for 2016 and 2017 and he did not pay federal taxes for 10 out of the last 15 years
- in 2018 he announced that he had made at least $434.9 million — tax records show $47.4 million in losses
- in his first two years in the White House his revenue from abroad totaled $73 million
- $315.6 million in losses from his golf courses and $134 million in losses from the trump corporation since 2000
- he has significantly reduced his tax burden by paying *his daughter* absurd amounts of money as a "consultant" — payments were structured to avoid gift taxes while transferring wealth to his children
- starting in 2010 he received an income tax refund totaling $72.9 million — all the federal income tax he had paid for 2005 through 2008, plus interest using a loophole meant to help small business regain capital after the recession
- he deducted his haircuts from his taxes
- he is trying to declare bankruptcy on his first term and say the pandemic never happened — that 200,000 people didn’t die and we’ll just start again in january because that’s what he’s always done
- he’s in federal court right now trying to strip people of their healthcare during a pandemic — a case that will be heard by SCOTUS in the weeks after the election in november