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did armie hammer like actually do anything wrong or are we just making fun of him because he's Like That
he visited me in my dreams and threatened to slurp my blood and arteries like a bowl of pho
#this post is from 2018
pov you are jensen ross ackles waking up and checking your phone on the morning of november 25th 2020
pov you are former us president william jefferson clinton waking up and checking your phone on the morning of december 16th 2020
Me learning the generation after Gen Z is called Gen Alpha
Me realizing what the generation after them is gonna be called
#i mean we dont have to start worrying right away because gen alphas are currently infants #but yeah 30 years from now we’re gonna tell beta kids to get off our lawns
The oldest Gen Alpha are currently 8 years old. And 30 years from now Gen Beta are gonna be in their early 20s and suffering existential crises about the ecological collapse.
Fandoms in a Nutshell
date of origin: 7th of february, 2013.
Oh trust me, nobody hates this post more than I do. I could’ve done drugs, I could’ve joined a gang, I could’ve had aids, I could’ve been somebody. But no, I had to go and make this instead and now there’s an epidemic and it’s all my fault.
Here’s a compilation of my favorite notes:
You just can’t wait for me to fucking die can’t you.
once again i think i’m strong enough to read nsfw fanfic of a show i just watched and once again i am proven wrong
this was sokka and suki actually 😔
So when Anakin Skywalker was a Jedi he looked like this
But turning to the dark side changed his physical appearance. Most notably his eyes, which became yellow (a very typical Sith transformation in many species)
And while I know that Wookies are not supposed to be able to be force sensitive and therefore cannot become Jedi or Sith, all I am saying is that
.... You know?
There is literally no way I could have guessed where this post was heading
gollums loincloth is like 2 inches of toilet paper and he’s hopping around like disneys quasimodo doing acrobatics and we as an audience are narrowly spared from seeing his peepee but you cannot you CANNOT argue that sam and frodo didnt see it at least once!! they didn’t want to but they didn’t have things like camera angles to save them they probably saw gollums swinging little meat sack a hundred times and both of them just decided to never ever mention it
You would not believe the debate and uproar in the notes of this post
In the low-budget live-action Finnish version of LOTR, Hobitit, Gollum is depicted in a similarly tiny loincloth, but he is played by a portly bald man painted green, with no attempt to hide his balls or crack from the viewer or anyone else. There’s a scene near the end in which he’s crawling around in the swamps of Mordor and you can see e v e r y t h i n g. After seeing this, I have accepted that the Peter Jackson version is merely a censored and inaccurate retelling of events.
The same actor also plays Aragorn.
