blame xkcd for the url

wild

dick in hand and he can’t even show it

obsessed with the power he holds over straight men

Update

another update, if anyone's interested

adding this one

What if Jensen was stuck in Supernatural for 15 years because the universe knew he was too powerful so he had to be contained? But now he's free and the straight men are no longer safe.

it just keeps going there’s so many

obsessed with the power he holds over straight men

Update

another update, if anyone's interested

adding this one

well.

i can’t deal with this

Gonna make a horrible post

Jackles longdong

i think there's a way i could make this worse...

HELP

OH MY GOD [X]

update:

oh my god (this didn’t make it into the show but it’s still funny nonetheless)

Gonna be the old lady for a minute.

Jensen obviously dropped the word Bunny when he said Playboy. He was talking about a Playboy Bunny. …the Grotto he mentions is a famous part of the Playboy Mansion.

The reference to Peter Fonda is about orgies at the Playboy Mansion…not gay sex.

Stop trying to make things what they aren’t and fucking use Google once in a while.

today I learned that having another man's thumb up your ass isn't gay if it's at the playboy mansion.

And today I learned that people don't know what group sex is...

(Little hint for ya: everyone who engages in group sex isn't necessarily queer...usually it's just people having some fun.)

Tumb in ass not make you gay, hetro guys can enjoy fun in their ass.

dear diary today i learned that group sex with men which includes a man fingering another mans ass is a heterosexual activity if there are women present near said men

good morning

Well. Hello little Soldier Boy?

Via voughthq on insta

Jensen wrapping “The Boys” S3

please excuse me while I-

If jansen ross axles kisses even one man in kripke's America I'm going to steal the declaration of independence

not to play with forces i barely understand but. nov 5th 2021 could feasibly see mr jensen ankles gay it up on the boys s3 . are we as a society prepared to see jansan arkles kiss a man on remember remember the 5th of november. apollo can u hear me do u have ur dodgeball at the ready

considering that s2 filmed june-november 2019 and was released in september 2020 (with who knows how much of a post-production delay due to covid), so the release of the actual season could happen in early to mid 2022.

BUT the first teaser for s2 came out in december 2019.......

it is quite possible for us to get a teaser trailer around that time (esp if they wanna make disney angry by putting it around eternals’ release - which is november 5th, too - and considering we got that disney+ spoof in the most recent vought news mini episode, they sure do love to make fun of disney)

BUT ALSO we have san diego comic con special edition coming up on november 26-28, which is also a primetime promotion period

at this point we don’t even know soldier boy as a character but if he doesn’t immediately kiss a man i’m accusing them of queerbaiting

this is making me feel things 🥲

ALL THE THINGS

this is the moment i’d like to remind you that jensen chose these boots because they are the same ones dean wore