raccoon-sex-dungeon reblogged
5 ibuprofen 2 garlic
Try my recipe boy
you got it boss
neutral oil so it doesn’t burn 😊
heat on low, stirring to distribute the oil evenly
Oh Fuck
my antire kitchen smells like burning plastic
this started as a goof. Please do not do this. im feeling lightheaded from the fumes restulting from the burnt/melted ibuprofen. my smoke detector is on and i opened the windows but there’s still fumes and some smoke.
my upstairs neighbors came down to check if i was okay. i lied and said i left a plastic dish too close to the stove because how the fuck else am i going to explain this smell. my kitchen is temporarily uninhabitable. remove from heat, garnish with rosemary.
serve.
