blame xkcd for the url

shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day

Has anyone made a Forcemasc post like this yet

someone can ask me the definition of gender and I’ll just say "david tennant in shakespeare plays" :

I love that David is willingly and consciously androgynous in every Shakespeare role, but all in different ways...

Yeah no this is my gender now, this is what I'll say when people ask.

"What's in your pants?" (Begins reciting Hamlet in a shitty Tennant impression)

Yeah no this is my

gender now, this is what I’ll

say when people ask.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

As a transgender man who is going to be having a baby, I am so glad that by technicality my child will be able to fulfil the prophecy and defeat Macbeth.

To be on the safe side, get a C-section?  Macbeth really needs defeating.

Ironically I do have to have a C-section due to a hip problem I have. So it’s double accurate.

I like how this post implies that Macbeth is still out there, most likely terrorizing people, and no one has been able to stop him

girl I would kill myself if I did that lol

reading harry potter actively makes you less literate

j why did you censor the name of the scottish play

I think doing that is way funnier than saying the Scottish play, and I’m not going to risk actually saying the name and having something bad happen

i just realized despite me making fun of you for saying m*cbeth, i refused to say it myself. i am fucked up

even I, the op, flinched while writing it in the notes 😔

do y’all only post from inside a theatre?

All the world's a stage, catgirlforeskin.

this is exactly what shakespear envisioned when writing macbeth

bill shakespeare in like 1606 writing The Famous Tragedie Or Whatever Of Scottish King MacBitch: tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day

people living through the 2020 pandemic: 

Are we sure Shakespeare didn’t write that line when he was stuck indoors, on his seventh cup of mead, during an outbreak of the plague or something

what, you egg? (derogatory)

lady macbeth will be like “i know a spot” and then madly try to scour it from her hand while sleepwalking