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#it’s richard – @raccoon-sex-dungeon on Tumblr
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blame xkcd for the url

@raccoon-sex-dungeon / raccoon-sex-dungeon.tumblr.com

no, really sage or rose | they/them | in my screaming 20s [currently oscillating between residual spn obsession and newish d20 fixation]
i follow from @musingsofaretiredunicorn icon is by @anonymous-leemur <3
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jesterbots

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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assiraphales

I don’t think we’re rick rolling each other enough anymore. 1. it CANNOT die out 2. this under saturated market is perfect for unsuspecting victims who’ve been lulled into a false sense of security. be the person you hate. bring back the dastardly link

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json-derulo

someone actually studied the falling Rick Roll rate for their Ph.D dissertation recently and published the paper

baby girl if u don’t look at a post saying “I wish there was more rick rolls” immediately followed by a link to an article suspiciously about the downfall of rick rolls about think to yourself “that’s probably a rick roll”………………that’s as clearly labeled on tumblr as ur gonna get

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earhartsease

also and this cannot be said enough click on the link because why would you not want to be rickrolled come on people bust those moves

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assiraphales

I don’t think we’re rick rolling each other enough anymore. 1. it CANNOT die out 2. this under saturated market is perfect for unsuspecting victims who’ve been lulled into a false sense of security. be the person you hate. bring back the dastardly link

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json-derulo

someone actually studied the falling Rick Roll rate for their Ph.D dissertation recently and published the paper

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cool-sword

okay but this made me wonder if there was actually any academic literature on rickrolling and YES THERE IS this is a paper about rickrolling WITHIN academic literature. As in, studies that attempt to rickroll the people reading them. Best part is no one is going to believe me and click that link even though it’s 100% true.

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Anonymous asked:

how goes it? the sky that is

how many colors of the sky are there? do you have a favorite? do you love the color of the sky???

........which one????

why yes! I do in fact love the color of the sky! but it's so hard to choose a favorite, so I simply must share them all :)

those are my favorite colors of the sky! i hope you enjoyed them :)

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they put pussy in the water supply to keep the lesbians healthy

ⓘ Fact Check

There are currently no jurisdictions worldwide that mandate the addition of pussy to drinking water, nor have any clinical trials shown that the addition of pussy to drinking water has any significant effect on the heath of lesbians.

For more information on Tumblr Fact Check or to report inaccuracy, please see our reports page.

idk why but they buried the option to turn this feature off - but you can find it if you go to the FAQ.

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tforthetea

WHY DID THEY NEED TO CLAIRIFY THAT

Tumblr has fact checking?

apparently???

yeah it’s new :/ they announced it on the staff blog here

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