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spock’s space instagram live explaining scientific safety measures to the entire crew goes as well as you’d expect
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Honestly this is fucking brilliant because you can put hot drinks in this cup and since it has a handle you won’t burn your hand drinking it
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The Muppets (2011) // Supernatural 15x03,15x09
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“The ground is cold and hard where his knees are pressed into it. There is no sky above them, only pale white light filtering in, ivy climbing towards it as if attempting to escape. Dean observes these details through swelling eyes in an attempt to focus on anything but the bloody fists of an angel possessed. This is not Cass.
Hit after hit falls against his skin, splitting him, flesh and blood and bone. Dean feels incredibly human, more than he has in years. He is going to die here, he is going to die here by Castiel’s hands and he must stop it. He reaches out towards the angel, curls a gentle hand into the fabric of his sleeve. I love you, he thinks. ‘We need you,’ he says.”
Goodbye Stranger, SPN Series 8 Book 17 by Carver Edlund
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we need to put a moratorium on samgirlism until we can figure out what the fuck is going on.
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as someone who hates Republicans, lives in Florida, and loves it when terrible people get bad plastic surgery, this is like an early Christmas gift
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W A I T !
Dean Winchester. Plus a BBC Sherlock coat. Plus the Impala being a tardis of some kind.
It's Superwholock.
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I just created the funniest picture on accident
I didn't take into consideration that they were covered in blood when making this edit
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welcome to hell
biff-donderglutes
bernie bros fix this
the lying in the media is unreal
candidate total as of 1/23/2020
- Bernie Sanders- 75- and a bunch of these are Sanders/Trump and someone’s a vampire too?
- Joe Biden- 62 - some of which are from 2010 jesus, you had all this time for fics to accumulate, and so few people are horny for Joe
- Pete Buttigieg- 58 - his husband Chasten has a tag too! He has 53 fics. hmmm. maybe Chasten should be running instead.
- Elizabeth Warren 15 - includes two different Harry Potter ones. idk
- Tulsi Gabbard- 5 someone really ships her with Beto. also Yang.
- Andrew Yang 3- two of which are explicit, but aren’t gang bangs, c’mon people, the yang gang joke is RIGHT THERE
- Amy Klobuchar- 1 also staring Pete AND his husband.
- Tom Steyer- 0- he may need to write fanfic about himself to get on the board
- Michael Bloomberg- 0 nobody wants him either, but he was well known for a lot longer so nobody hates him enough to write fic either. You poor man.
- Not appearing here and you forgot they were still technically running for president and I don’t have a snappy joke here: John Delaney, Michael Bennet, Deval Patrick
Also:
Donald Trump- 538 I’m sorry, why is Donald Trump being shipped with KRAMPUS? I can’t even with this tag.
I was going to rag on Trump more, but I got distracted here, there’s 36 works shipping Ted Cruz/Marco Rubio. what even
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i wish i was still a child so i could just find a bunch of leaves and put them in a bowl and pour things in it and give it to someone and they would say “thank u, mmm good soup” and pretend to eat it and just accept that as my affection instead of like……… talking to me about things like whats happening or how things are
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It’s the 10 year anniversary of 2009…
We will literally never have another year that even attempts to be as aesthetically prolific as 2009
Source: youtu.be
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They DID that!!!
It took me about 15 seconds in to realize what was happening in this vid, but the second I did, I legit came. This is… I got chills and got so much validation for my theories about tap and pretty much any genre of music here…