"x ship is normalizing incest-"

Buddy

If game of thrones hasn't normalized incest by now (pulling over 10 million views in the 7th season alone) then a small fandom ship most certainly won't

Spn ran for fifteen fucking seasons, it ran for over a decade, and wincest was consistently one of the two or three most popular ships. And it had no measurable impact on real world abuse. Maybe you think fandom is uniquely dangerous (why, idk, but this tumblr after all) but a pretty good rule of fandom is that if Spn couldn't do it, fucking no one else is going to manage it.

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Totally judging you if you pick these *

we need to put a moratorium on samgirlism until we can figure out what the fuck is going on.

Gayest Supernatural Character, Quarter-Finals

No matter the outcome, this poll has brought all of us together. From all over. From every corner of spnblr. Into the same post.

It has also reminded all of us how much we hate each other and why we don’t hang out. But. we can’t ignore that it did bring all of us together.

#spn family

I have never read a more excellent article

This is a great take and I would like to adopt “Feelings Yakuza” in English actually, I feel like it conveys the whole thing way more obviously than “anti” (not to mention the muddled meaning of “proshipper”).

To avoid harassment, EA and SEA artists have started pre-emptively blocking users with "proship DNI" or any variation thereof in their profiles as a result of this article and said feelings yakuza are getting pissed that their DNIs are being hard enforced by the other side. How very dare.

I’m screaming with laughter at the actual Japanese term, o-kimochi yakuza. The “o” is an honorific indicator to indicate how prissy and self-important these people are being.

I don't know if Maromi intended this to be the incredible takedown that it is, but I couldn't not share it:

I don’t wanna get involved in the drama I just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened

i truly could not care less about celebrity beef, let alone involving artists that i don’t listen to, but jesus fucking christ. never before have i seen a man get eviscerated so badly. every new piece of info i find is another fatal shot. this isn’t a rap battle, this is a “get his ass or i’ll show up at his house and kill him myself.”

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

Isn’t Lady Gaga bisexual?

yes that is indeed why she's on the list of famous women who like women

why have multiple people reblogged this with some horse-assed "um actually most of these people are bi or pan" did I fucking stutter I said they like girls. what is your point. I'm going to kill you.

#op probably has this post muted but the icon is too real.

the icon is because of this post

POV: you make a good post and then encounter tumblr reading comprehension

btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post

op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik taylor swift is bi but like. why is she y'all's only lgbtq+ pop icon when there are all these other lgbtq+ people in the pop scene???"

i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across

hi op here I certainly did not fucking say Taylor Swift is bi

Op is saying that liking Taylor for being QUEER or Lgbtqia+ is not a bad thing, but to also know she is not the only one.

He did not call anyone in the original post lesbian bi or pan.

He did call two people NB

you have to be fucking with me there's no way

#Op you gonna have to make a graph

on it:

#I think it’s so funny I got that damn Taylor swift ad underneath this#anyways this is reminding me of that makeup post from way back when#where someone was saying no makeup is a valid way to wear your face and everyone kept insisting that you only need like….4 products

yeah that was also my post

ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

it’s a shame booping will disappear after today because we don’t even have time to invent good discourse. some examples i just thought of: it’s predatory to boop a minor if ur over 18, it’s encouraging violence, it places responsibility on others to return a boop which they don’t owe you

For those that aren't in Australia right now, we have the funniest scandal going on.

Firstly let us introduce you to the eye of the storm: Sam Kerr. Sam is a women's soccer player who has in the last year become one of the most famous and beloved athletes in Australia. Captain of the women's national team, Sam became something of a cult figure after the last Women's Soccer World Cup became a complete unpredicted sensation in Australia, with the whole country getting behind the team.

Sam, up until now, has had probably one of the most squeaky clean images in sport. Generally in Australia it is not uncommon for our sports stars to be caught up in scandals involving drugs:

violence:

drinking their own urine:

or if you're cricket legend Shane Warne, probably all three at once.

Contrasting all this, Sam's image as the squeaky clean saviour for sport made it all the more shocking this last week, when it was announced that Kerr was to face trial after having been charged by the UK police of a "racially aggravated offence" involving a taxi driver.

This was shocking news. Nobody knew what to make of it. Sam was a model for young girls everywhere and a national treasure. "This is why we can't have nice things" screamed the nation. It seemed like all hope was lost.

That is, until, yesterday, when the UK police finally revealed the full details of the case, in which Sam Kerr, sporting legend, was arrested for vomiting in a cab, and then telling an intervening police officer that he was a “stupid white bastard”.

Now we probably don't need to point out that in Australia, vomiting in a taxi and then calling a cop a bastard is about as close to a national culture as we have.

You could not have come up with a better headline to make someone a national hero.

Needless to say, Sam in now being hailed down under as the greatest legend that ever lived, and a petition has already been started to have her picture added to the $5 note.

The tide has swung so far that not one, but TWO, state Premiers have spoken out in support of Kerr, and the Prime Minister has even gone on the record describing her as "a delight".

And so ends the racial abuse saga of our greatest sports hero of all time, and the very first reverse milkshake duck to ever exist.

Really, our only complaint, nationally, is that she should've called the cop a cunt.

How remiss of us not to include any pictures of the legend herself

i cannot fucking believe i am wheeling this out again

And he did it BADLY. He linked to the new Patreon from the video, and the name on it is "jamessomertonx" like that's going to hide who he is.

ah jeez, i’m unfollowing him now. i had no idea he was picking up the field mice and bopping them all on the head

I think the funniest thing I learnt today was that antis DID try to make their own ao3, but the restrictions made it impossible to do anything.

Nobody on the site could agree on one solid concept of "moral" and "immoral", so it spawned a plethora of huge arguments and the site had to be shut down.

And the tagline was "good fiction for good people."

Make of all that as you will.

This is the funniest thing I've heard in such a long time. I knew that was gonna happen because antis are so obsessed with being the most righteous person that not even people who agree with them can be as morally pure as them.

Meanwhile, I'm over here like, "Let's be friends, fellow freaks. Perhaps even lovers. There is no hierarchy in the freakdom. We are all equal in our freakiness."

Hey OP, what was the website called? Because I searched on that tagline and the only thing I found was this post.

Unfortunately I legitimately can no longer find it, most likely because it was taken down. It's good to note that this was something I heard through my friends, so I'll most likely pester them again about it.

I've been trying to ask around, and will make a post once I locate an archived version of the site, or even its name.

Update: I found YET ANOTHER PERSON who is aware of the site's existence, but also can't find its name. All we know is it's a site that claimed to host "pure fiction only". It's like an urban legend, so many people have heard of it...nobody knows it....

Update: Same person reached back to me saying this.

More of our conversation if it makes me sound any less crazy.

Users cropped out for privacy reasons.

And here is the first time I heard about it:

I'm quite bothered by people thinking I'd instigate discourse for fun, so I'm trying to post these screenshots to prove that I'm being completely honest when I first said "I think the funniest thing I learned today was.."

If whatever god there is up there loves me enough, people will find this post.

I'VE FOUND IT

i told you I'm not crazy

Link to an archived version of the site if you still don't believe me (the site itself has since been deleted.)

@plotbunnyfarm I figured it'd be good to ping you so you see this.

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just because images of crucifixes cant physically harm us doesnt mean they arent still triggering, tag your crucifix pix j*sus chr*st

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oh? little bloodsuckers afraid of a tiny cross?

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literally what the fuck is your problem?

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of course its a fucking hunter

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Why are there still hunters on this site?? @staff

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silverstaked has literally sent my friend exorcisms before. nothing strong enough to send them back to hell but theyve been weakened for days because of it. block and report.

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adding these tags from @vamplovingwolf theyre targeting werewolves too i guess

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we did it ghouls

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

I like the rat map even better

What is Alberta doing

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

are u guys aware that this map is the cause of an ongoing dispute on wikipedia/wikimedia