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it feels a little gross to take very real people who met and fell in love and devalue that by reducing them to their characters. but on the other hand ‘dean winchester’s werewolf boyfriend and dean winchester’s vampire boyfriend met and fell in love irl’ is one of the funniest technically true statements i can think of right now.
this is what today feels like
dean ALSO makes a twilight joke abd bennygarth (don't ask him how he knows abt twilight) that edward and jacob got together instead and then garth jokes back that yeah they ditched bella and benny laughs and pats dean on the shoulder and says "sorry bella" and dean is incredulous like "I'M bella?! no way! how am EYE bella in this scenario??" and benny and garth just say "human" with no elaboration which dean just blink-blinks at and cas just eye rolls exasperated and does the gossip-ing husbands aside and says "everybody wants you, dean."
