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How was this show allowed to air for 15 years

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girls what are you wearing 

Spanish Legion parade uniform

genuinely one of my favourite posts on this site

So I reopened my dating apps because my tarot deck said to

And then I matched this guy

So I was like "Ok I GOTTA message him"

THE RING WRAITH SAID TRANS RIGHTS

I think I'm in love.

I'll try to keep you updated, but if I stop posting I've run off to Mordor.

Small update:

He replies pretty slowly, but that's OK, I think I've got him.

I don't think he knows what to make of me

I’m so invested in this romcom OP plEASE keep us posted.

It's been really slow

GUYS IM SWOONING

How the fuck do you have this much chemistry with a nazgul

I'm a BARD

"Because my tarot deck said you" do you think they were just like, "you gotta see this out, it's hilarious"?

To it's credit, I've also met a guy I really like. That just isn't funny.

GUYS

I THINK WE'RE GONNA DO THIS THING

Also I told him about you. Also I have cut out some parts of the Convo, but all the fun parts are here.

GUYS THIS IS HAPPENING

What do I WEAR?!

I could cry.

I have to announce a tragedy.

Naz Gûl was kicked from Tinder before I got his number. I'm heartbroken. :(

HE FOUND ME!!!!!!!

Update: the date is set!