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Saw a post about the sesamarot and wanted to share my favorite reading
The guy asked, the cards gave the most direct answer possible.
The cards responded with a solution the asker was capable of understanding. Sesamerot believes in accessible learning.
The fucking op name killed me
Something terrible happened here
"boop laundering scheme" its called masturbating i think
i know i should be ignoring these but i can’t
oh my god, touch grass. people craving familiar food while in a foreign country isn't "entitled colonizer behavior", they're just in the mood for a burger. it's not that deep.
i have some sort of monk or perhaps fundamentalist in my notes
For some reason my cat has serious beef with my neighbor’s outdoor cat, Mr. Boots. The feud is so petty at this point that on Christmas night Mr. Boots literally scaled a brick wall so he could come hiss at my cat through the window to ruin his holiday. I can’t get over how furious he looks why are cats like this 😆
People are reblogging this again for Christmas so I feel I should give an update…
A few years ago my neighbor told me Mr.Boots had to have extensive rectal surgery and has since been transitioned to an indoor cat 🙌🏻
the annoying pirates won in a 56k vote poll due to VOTER FRAUD meanwhile destiel lost in a 51k vote poll due to people on this website organically wanting them dead 💗
Sorry people don't like your military propaganda!!
 Have fun, eating the entirety of the army's boot!!
While I'm at it fuck supernatural!
This poll is a celebration of fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.
Uh, and also someone is literally paying on SproutGigs to vote Blackbeard/Stede????
The text says:
What is expected from workers?Open Your Tumblr Accounts Go to the Link: https://www.tumblr.com/ao3topshipsbracket/729465057847787520/ao3-top-relationships-bracket-round-2-side-1 Click The: "Blackbeard/Stede"
Important Notes:
castiel: Dean. Dean, did you Eat. the letter A.
dean: Cas why would I- Oh, come on man. That's...that's low. That's a low blow dude. That's rich.
castiel: Dean It's OK Just please tell me if you ate the letter A. We can still fix this. Dean-
dean: why would you even fucking say that to me. I thought you cared about me.
castiel: Dean that's not what I-
dean: Why would you say that Cas.
(suspiciously letter-A shaped) dean:
The bond between a mentally ill girl and her cat is indescribable
Horse
The bond between a mentally ill horse and her cat is indescribable.
so how did it go? did crab day save tumblr or do we need to do a bake sale or something
clearly the only thing left we can do is to have the best talent show the world has ever seen, right here on tumblr live
*with my 2012 john green ventriloquist doll* dear judges, i will now perform a monologue
…do you think somewhere, sometime, someone made a little smoothie with cheese and radish in it…?
inspired/motivated by @cloudmancy propaganda here and here
i want to study his brain
i couldn’t help myself and dug out more because this man doesn’t sound real
If you too were wondering about the Latin tutor article:
MONICA S. CYRINO. (2012). “I WAS COLIN FARRELL’S LATIN TEACHER.” The Classical Journal, 107(3), 354–364. https://doi.org/10.5184/classicalj.107.3.0354
the weird little girl to strange little man pipeline
this is so unrelatable that i'm going to talk to my therapist about how much i don't relate to this
ok. do you like need something or
They didn't have the basket robens mint ice cream at heebers so I had to get ben10 jerries and it's okay I guess but it's kinda awful. It's like it's not mint chocolate but it's also not toothpaste flavored, it's some nothing else.
can anyone hear me. where am i
tears in my eyes he’s still got it
glad we all agree
oh my god the Boxes…..
gay sex was my father. please. call me destiel.
