another fanaticofbead comm + a bonus heatstroke theo! continuing on from previous modern/human AU candians, sometimes you just need to sit on the porch and watch your husband mow the lawn
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Did you know?
The Candy land board game is based on real events? It's true. All of that things happened.
Did you know that Lord Licorice is my homie in real life and we hang out?
me: it seems to me that if the door is the cathedral's pussy, then the archivolts are its labia. wouldnt you agree, your excellency?
catholic bishop i cornered on his way to his car: the next time i pray i will ask god to kill you with lightning bolts
commissioned by fanaticofbeads! flirty in the office, looking a lil too long at the sock garters
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Citrina Rocks x Untitled from Inflammatory Essays by Jenny Holzer - a funny little collage about the girl who was antigone, and was joan, and was cassandra, and was, ultimately, far too beloved by God to ever stay alive
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commissioned by fanaticofbeads on twitter! human AU theobald gumbar and lapin cadbury from a crown of candy, morning and evening routine
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a collection of art requests for everyone who contributed towards my new charger! thank u everyone - in descending order: me as a green lantern with my d20 constructs, morgan from archive 81, wuvvy texting her paramores, riz looking like nancy drew, sapphria from a crown of candy, and sydney from starstruck odyssey!
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wanted to get into the colourwheel meme! happy pride month, everyone here is a lil gay as a treat
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a young calmethar piece commissioned by @FanaticofBeads on twitter! had a blast with this one, love the idea of calroy worming his way into amethar’s life and amethar being none the wiser
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You've applied the pressure To have me crystalised And you've got the faith That I could bring paradise
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first meetings - a communion of sunflower seeds and beet wine, a princess in her finery kneeling in your house of God, and you feel both jealous and stricken - then, to delicately alight a seed upon her tongue and become aware of your impurities, your treacherous heart.
you know in your rapture that she is a saint in the making
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the journey on pilgrims pass
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cloistered scholar of her immaculate confection, citrina rocks, being an absolute jesus freak against her families wishes
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It's never over My kingdom for a kiss upon her shoulder It's never over All my riches for her smiles when I slept so soft against her
in another life, there would be slow mornings and waking up warm in her arms
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I CAN’T BELIEVE I’VE NEVER MADE AN ACOCSONA anyway here’s me but im a candy man <3
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aabria iyengar is about to be jalapeño business
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