Another day, another hyperfixation

The fact that Arcane has a Linkin Park song as central to the title and the story of the first episode of the new season of their genre-transforming animated show has such "Early 2000s Naruto AMV Set to LinkIn Park" energy to it and honestly as a millennial, yass bitch, slay, our generation absolutely deserves to be the one making the media now and our shitty Linkin Park inspired AMVs all set to Crawling absolutely deserve their reemergence as the first artistic steps taken by creators today

"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.

i may lose 5% for a late submission, but at least no one can deny that i wrote it with my own tits i mean brain

in da clurb we all fag.

Writing high fantasy is harder for me than it used to be because I'll write "The door swung open" and I'll imagine some tumblr user with three different grad degrees in medieval history dunking on me with a 2,000-word post about how door hinges weren't invented until 1956 and before that they'd just smash them open with axes and rebuild them each time.

hey don't worry, earliest door hinges discovered from around 1600 BCE okay?

Found the tumblr user. Thankfully supportive :)

Hey kid, sorry I killed your dad with a huge sword. The cycle of violence is super fucked up isn't it. Hopefully it can stop with you.

Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.

Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

*sigh* me and may friends paid Theo Solomon to say in Wyll's voice that he's "in da club straight up jorkin it" so of course I have to infect as many people as possible with this newly created cursed audio

Update: we met him at dragoncon and he actually recognized us from the cameo 😭 he was very sweet and enjoyed our wyll ravengard fanclub/sus coven shenanigans

Don’t give up.

It’s okay to grieve. It’s okay to feel bewildered and ashamed of whatever it is that is currently gripping the American psyche. But people have - and do - endure and care for one another and do good work under horrible regimes.

Take care of yourself. Take care of others.

And start again.

Frank: how dare you compare your perversions to my marriage Hawkeye: who's comparing, Frank?

oh I see. it was the crime of wanting. that's why I deserve it.

being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like