My favorite banned terms on this site are “suicide prevention” and “safe sex”

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

Romeo and Juliet

But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and

this was the funniest tag the rest of you can go home

Romeo + Juliet (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann

Oh my god those are heelys

Somewhere between Romeo and Juliet and Hamlet is a person who knows how to plan just enough.

Unfortunately, that person was Iago.

Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other

Juliet gazed across her balcony and said, “It’s over Romeo, I have the high ground”

hey

hey juliet

get ur head in the game

hey

hey juliet

get ur head in the game

eatpizzas: hey hey juliet get ur head in the game

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

i do bite my thumb, sir

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

is the law on our side if i say ay?

No

no, sir, i do not bite my thumb at you sir; but I bite my thumb, sir

Do you quarrel, sir?

quarrel, sir? no sir

if you do, sir, i am for you: i serve as good a man as you

No better

well, sir

DOST THOU WANT TO FUCKING GO, SIR?

DOST THOU THINK THOU CAN FUCKING TAKE ME, BRO?

DOST THOU EVEN HOIST? OUT TO THE COURT YARD, WITH HASTE.  

The Shakespeare fandom is out of control