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quips with wit. n shit

@quipwit / quipwit.tumblr.com

collecting witty reads & text-based humor, preferably short (but not strictly). minigeist is my main.
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guooey

Where to apply to be the guy who smokes behind the restaurant in the cold

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minigeist
All You When You Eat Poison: Uh Oh And Gack -- Poison In My Meal! Yuck And Shit Im About To Just Keel Over DEAD On The Ground Like A Stupid Little Stone!
Tapirs When Eating Poison: Hm... Dosent Taste Sor Good But Thats How It Is Some Times -- Well, What Can You Do!
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tyanis

Old Horror Movie Trailer Reaction Images. Batch 1.

I recently posted these screenshots from old horror movie trailers and you guys seemed to like them. I had been re blogging them with more but the post was getting pretty lengthy, so I'm just gonna make separate posts from now on with a bunch of them on each. Here you go!

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I was the security guard in Five Nights at Freddy's but I choked to death on a tortilla chip before any of the animatronics started moving.

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windynebula

hey,

Hey, Sweden, hey,

Hey, Sweden, Gävle specifically, listen, I'm speaking directly into your ear now,

Idk if it's a thing in Sweden, but in Finland we have this tradition of bonfires-

Listen, Gävle, I'm reaching over the isle, offering some cultural exchange, listen, let's do a bonfire, together, let's just, that goat of yours, our bonfires, are you picking up what I'm putting down, a little cultural exchange, listen, are you catching my drift, listen, Nordic Solidarity, listen, Gävle, listen-

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A Tabletop RPG based on H.P Lovecraft. That is to say, not the *works* or tone or aesthetic of Lovecraft, but on *being* him, where the goal is to finally get published in a serious publication, where you lose sanity every time you remember other ethnicities exist, and were all gameplay consist of writing excessively long letters to your more successful friends.

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Racist: the Saddening

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lil preview of a commission i've got goin atm

sgonna look cool as fuck when its done :>

ohgh god my eyes, have an update

Dude you genuinely inspire me, but also how the fuck does one even start doing a piece this complex? I get overwhelmed just thinking about it

start by drafting where the text goes, pull up a minimum of 6 reference images and just start to go hogwild idk

oughgh its 5 am and im an idiot but GUESS WHATS DONE

THIS OSTENTEATIOUS BASTARD!

thoughts?

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