a series of hyperfixations

has this one been done yet

"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

i am in fact NOT being very brave about it and will whine and complain until i die. As is my right

When the player character dialogue options in a game all suck:

Listen….. idk what it is about the absolute yearning that comes from stories where both people are into each other but they are not aware of the other’s feelings but they still look at the relationship they have atm and go “being this close is enough. I’m glad with just this” but i go feral each time

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- give him long hair

all the 9 to 5ers scrolling through tumblr at 7am like we're reading the morning paper. raising our coffee cups in greeting by reblogging each others posts.

i think what saves me from a lot of discourse is that i'm simply Not Reading All That

i love you obvious symbolism i love you blatant foreshadowing i love you gratuitous parallels i love you dramatic lighting i love you cheesy music. i love you media that doesn't take itself too seriously

“it is what it is” and “what will be will be” convey the same sort of feeling in present and future tense but there’s no good past tense counterpart 

past tense is “fucked that up a little bit” 

“what’s done is done”

……….. fucked that up a little bit

frog charmer

Must suck ass to be like. a lawyer or something in the pokemon world. They haven't made any cool lawyer pokemon yet

Ho oh

I think we have different definitions of ‘lawyer’ but sure

Why wouldn't ho oh be a lawyer? They're a Phoenix, wright?

In the kindest way possible, fuck you

the only problem with scythes as a weapon is that you can't design one without some joyless realist deciding it's their duty to remind you how impractical they would actually be in combat. it's always "but a scythe would be useless in a real battle!!1!" and never How was the scythe the scythe looked fun it was fun.

the Point of a scythe is to look wicked cool and make you look wicked cool when you swing it around okay your facts and logic have no power here. suspend your disbelief boy.

anyway i love you scythes i love you swords taller than my entire body i love you giant guns mounted on tiny shoulders i love you whips whose length changes depending on how far away your target is i love you throwing knives i love you dual wielding i love you physically impossible combat scenarios and weapons whose only purpose is to look awesome to my eyes

*giant wind gust outside*

Me: “Don’t say it.”

My Brain:

“time to cause problems on purpose”